The Mad Shed

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2022 7:19 pm**

I have of just been informed that 'Houses' and 'Trousers' rhyme together (both of them).

They are obviously spelt differently in an attempt to disguise this fact.

Apparently, this disgustion has been going on for years.

Why weren't we warned about this outrage?

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:44 am**

They are near-rhymes, like dress and breast

But trouser arouser rhymes, which is something that breasts in a dress can certainly achieve

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2022 2:25 pm**

I almost understand your sayishments, but do you have of a photograph which could possibly reinforce your assertions?

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2022 10:15 pm**

Why no, do you?

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2022 1:40 pm**

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 15, 2022 1:44 am
They are near-rhymes, like dress and breast

What about "Breast" and "Undressed"?

Have you tried that one?

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:21 pm**

Hasn't everybody?

Posted: **Wed Mar 16, 2022 8:26 pm**

Houses and Trousers