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Arse Surgery

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:20 am

My broken arse is finally being amputated on Feb 6th. They're going to replace it with a new (less efficient) arse, because the new novelty of shitting out of my belly has quickly worn off.
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 27, 2023 3:59 pm

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Are you talking out of it already? :thumbu:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Jan 27, 2023 10:13 pm

Just for that, photos may follow :wag:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Jan 28, 2023 12:18 am

it will be the first time we have of seen sunshine for ages :bounce:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Jan 28, 2023 4:05 am

:yes:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 28, 2023 4:50 pm

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 27, 2023 10:13 pm
 Just for that, photos will follow :wag:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:45 pm

I can't be as*ed :no:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Feb 09, 2023 4:10 pm

At least you have of an arse. Mine was amputated 3 days ago :cantlook:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 10, 2023 12:25 pm

Would you recomment this? :search:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Feb 12, 2023 12:46 am

Nope -
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Mar 01, 2023 2:54 am

I am returning home from hospital in a few days time. My replica upgraded arse is healing nicely and I will no longer need to shit into a Tesco bag out of my belly but via the usual route once more. In a few months time following a final arse operation I shall be able to have of some control over my farts once more too, and this time they shall be even smellier :girly:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Sir William » Wed Mar 01, 2023 11:29 am

Excellent. :clap:

But I thought your arse had been removed and donated to several worthy charities. :search:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Mar 01, 2023 2:54 pm

How can one arse be donated to several? :hscratch:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Sir William » Thu Mar 02, 2023 12:00 pm

The wonders of modern arse surgery are magnificent to behold. :yes: :clap:

And, of course, most arses can be cloned more elevated to 17 times to benefit the needy. :thumbu:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Mar 03, 2023 4:54 pm

Well good luck in cloning my ancient diseased arse :cantlook:

But it appears that it may have of been worth losing my arse now as I would never have of met my very beautiful & buxom arse nurse otherwise. I really don't want to leave but we are staying in contact after I finally go home tomorrow. I am thinking (hoping) that she wants to continue checking out my new arse on a more personal level now :thumbu:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 04, 2023 4:07 am

:o
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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Mar 05, 2023 1:13 am

Well I'm home and I'm still waiting for contact. I can't think why it's taking her so long to reply :search:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 05, 2023 3:22 pm

Arse nurses are most unreliable in this fashioned. :thumbd:

Check to see if she's gott*en any hidden agendas. :terrified:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Mar 05, 2023 5:09 pm

I've been trying to see her hidden a genders, but she won't show them to me :tant:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 07, 2023 2:56 am

:thumbd:

Are they fitted into her tight schedules?
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:41 am

How do you know about her tight schedules? :o
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 07, 2023 12:26 pm

:cripes: :oops:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Mar 12, 2023 1:54 am

Does anyone know a good remedy for a leaky arse? :search:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 12, 2023 12:56 pm

A cork and hammer. :thumbu:
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Re: Arse Surgery

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Mar 12, 2023 7:57 pm

But I risk ripping a hole in my trousers and putting someone's eye out when I fart :cantlook:
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