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Re: List of Boons

Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:21 pm

He's probbly gone back there already. :thumbd:

They only let him out for a few brief romps. :?
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Post by Runaway » Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:29 pm

Safest thing for all of us I suppose.

What crime did he commit?

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Post by Sir William » Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:24 pm

Dereliction of duty, I suppose. :search:
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Re: List of Boons

Post by Runaway » Tue Feb 16, 2021 8:06 pm

G U I L T Y !!!

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Re: List of Boons

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:32 pm

Sir William wrote:
Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:24 pm
Dereliction of duty, I suppose. :search:

Actually I was in Myanmar stacking more elevated on prizes manufactured by Chinese children for our discerning group of shedofiles :bounce:

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Re: List of Boons

Post by Sir William » Tue Mar 09, 2021 1:07 pm

:clap:
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Post by Prizemaster » Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:58 pm

It would seem that the bangers manufactured by children in the Orient are not more elevated to standard :oops: :doh: :duh: so I have of had to stop distribution :girlyno:

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Re: List of Boons

Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:48 pm

They are no longer prize bangers then? :cripes:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 19, 2021 11:39 pm

Shorter, if anything...

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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Mar 22, 2021 12:17 am

Exactly Mr W.C. Chairman, their are no longer bangers bangers :tant:

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Re: List of Boons

Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 02, 2021 6:02 pm

But are there any more discovered boons? :search:
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Re: List of Boons

Post by Runaway » Fri Apr 02, 2021 10:46 pm

Pat Boone?

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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:21 am

Boonerangs for you :girly: :kitten:

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Re: List of Boons

Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:26 am

I love eating ol­d boomerangs, but if you don't co­ok them for long enough they keep coming back on you...

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Re: List of Boons

Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:21 pm



:excited:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:52 pm

:duh: :bored: :spam:

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Re: List of Boons

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Oct 19, 2021 10:35 pm

PAT :wink:

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Re: List of Boons

Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 20, 2021 12:58 pm

:vconfused:
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Re: List of Boons

Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 20, 2021 1:16 pm

Shall I tell 'im Mr Tree, or will you? :cantlook:

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Re: List of Boons

Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:38 pm

I will tell him. :yes:
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Re: List of Boons

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:37 am

Runaway wrote:
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Shall I tell 'im Mr Tree, or will you? :cantlook:
Go on, you tell im' and you'll gett*en a prize :excited:

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Re: List of Boons

Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:48 am

I can’t. It seems cruel to point out such an obvious blunder by the Chairman.

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Re: List of Boons

Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:07 pm

:terrified: :silence:
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Re: List of Boons

Post by Prizemaster » Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:31 am

capture a Falling Chairman and put him in your pocket never let him
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Re: List of Boons

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:44 am

:snigger:

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