REMEMBER OUR MOTTO (please):
"Think No More Of Frying Bottoms" - Sir William Chairman

Top Tips Topic

No silly messages allowed :stop: (All messages will be entered into a grand prize draw for a top hat.) :clap:
User avatar
Runaway
Publicity Executive & Recruitment Ambassador
Posts: 13476
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:01 am
Has told off: 555 times
Been told off: 454 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:33 am

Perhaps he doesn't know any numeric letters? :hscratch:

User avatar
Doctor Cheery
Grumpy Old Git
Posts: 818
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:14 pm
Has told off: 170 times
Been told off: 119 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:34 am

:wag: Its sneaky to talk about people behind their backs! :magnify:

User avatar
Sir William
Dearly Beloved Chairman
Posts: 13283
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 pm
Has told off: 690 times
Been told off: 430 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:58 pm

:yes: :yes: :clap:

It's even sneakier to listen in to people's private conversations. :wag:
Sir William Chairman :tophat:

User avatar
Runaway
Publicity Executive & Recruitment Ambassador
Posts: 13476
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:01 am
Has told off: 555 times
Been told off: 454 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Runaway » Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:59 am

What's this gott*en to do with Top Tips?

User avatar
Sir William
Dearly Beloved Chairman
Posts: 13283
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 pm
Has told off: 690 times
Been told off: 430 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Sir William » Sun Sep 17, 2017 12:16 pm

:spam:
Sir William Chairman :tophat:

User avatar
Sir William
Dearly Beloved Chairman
Posts: 13283
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 pm
Has told off: 690 times
Been told off: 430 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:45 pm

Always wear a safety helmet in bed, in case the ceiling falls down during the night. :yes:
Sir William Chairman :tophat:

User avatar
Runaway
Publicity Executive & Recruitment Ambassador
Posts: 13476
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:01 am
Has told off: 555 times
Been told off: 454 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:16 pm

That's a Pretty Good Tip. :thumbu:

Perhaps you should create a new topic for Pretty Good Tips. Call it something like "PG Tips". :yes: Yes, that's it to a T.

User avatar
Sir William
Dearly Beloved Chairman
Posts: 13283
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 pm
Has told off: 690 times
Been told off: 430 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:46 am

:hscratch:
Sir William Chairman :tophat:

User avatar
Doctor Cheery
Grumpy Old Git
Posts: 818
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:14 pm
Has told off: 170 times
Been told off: 119 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Doctor Cheery » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:31 am

:brightidea: Install an Andersen shelter over your bed in case the ceiling falls in during the night. :teddythumb:
► Show Spoiler


:excited: :excited: :snigger:

User avatar
Runaway
Publicity Executive & Recruitment Ambassador
Posts: 13476
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:01 am
Has told off: 555 times
Been told off: 454 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Runaway » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:47 pm

Even better, sleep on a camp bed in the Outback. No ceiling, no problem. :excited:

User avatar
Sir William
Dearly Beloved Chairman
Posts: 13283
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 pm
Has told off: 690 times
Been told off: 430 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:27 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:31 am
:brightidea: Install an Andersen shelter over your bed in case the ceiling falls in during the night. :teddythumb:
No silliness allowed. :wag:

:spam:
Sir William Chairman :tophat:

User avatar
Sir William
Dearly Beloved Chairman
Posts: 13283
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 pm
Has told off: 690 times
Been told off: 430 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Sir William » Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:59 pm

When driving your car, always look out of the windscreen in case there is a steam roller in front of you.
Sir William Chairman :tophat:

User avatar
Willy Nilly
Man of Destiny
Posts: 2080
Joined: Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:59 am
Has told off: 222 times
Been told off: 307 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:17 pm

If you are standing behind someone at an ATM late at night, let them know that you're not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck x :wave:
:tant:

User avatar
Runaway
Publicity Executive & Recruitment Ambassador
Posts: 13476
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:01 am
Has told off: 555 times
Been told off: 454 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:58 pm

What if he's one of a gang stealing the ATM?

User avatar
Willy Nilly
Man of Destiny
Posts: 2080
Joined: Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:59 am
Has told off: 222 times
Been told off: 307 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:23 pm

He? :hscratch:
► Show Spoiler
:tant:

User avatar
Doctor Cheery
Grumpy Old Git
Posts: 818
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:14 pm
Has told off: 170 times
Been told off: 119 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:50 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:23 pm
He? :hscratch:
► Show Spoiler
:yes: :yes: Yes, Mr Nilly. Speculation about the jollyness or otherwise of the sad said member was quite intense more prematurely in the year, although it has abated recently.
:cripes: I fear the subject may be revived, although I dont think that would be a particularly good move. :no: :no:
► Show Spoiler

User avatar
Sir William
Dearly Beloved Chairman
Posts: 13283
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 pm
Has told off: 690 times
Been told off: 430 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:55 pm

Supposed? :vconfused:
Sir William Chairman :tophat:

User avatar
Runaway
Publicity Executive & Recruitment Ambassador
Posts: 13476
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:01 am
Has told off: 555 times
Been told off: 454 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:01 pm

Stobbit you lot. :wag:
I have of no inclivities other than normal heterospectacle ones. :excited:

User avatar
Sir William
Dearly Beloved Chairman
Posts: 13283
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 pm
Has told off: 690 times
Been told off: 430 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:16 pm

:snigger:
Sir William Chairman :tophat:

User avatar
Doctor Cheery
Grumpy Old Git
Posts: 818
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:14 pm
Has told off: 170 times
Been told off: 119 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Oct 09, 2017 10:54 pm

:silence: .......but that does't stop me thinking.......... :wink: :snigger:

User avatar
Runaway
Publicity Executive & Recruitment Ambassador
Posts: 13476
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:01 am
Has told off: 555 times
Been told off: 454 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 09, 2017 11:01 pm

Well you had to get-go thinking one day. :rasp:

User avatar
Doctor Cheery
Grumpy Old Git
Posts: 818
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:14 pm
Has told off: 170 times
Been told off: 119 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Doctor Cheery » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:09 am

gett*en-go ? :hscratch:
► Show Spoiler

User avatar
Prizemaster
the 'Things he was appointed to distribute Master'
Posts: 4058
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:26 pm
Has told off: 127 times
Been told off: 449 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:24 pm

Just found this wonderful top tip on a ladies web site
Attachments
Screen Shot 2018-03-10 at 18.19.25.png

User avatar
Prizemaster
the 'Things he was appointed to distribute Master'
Posts: 4058
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:26 pm
Has told off: 127 times
Been told off: 449 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Prizemaster » Sat Mar 10, 2018 5:25 pm

I have of marvellous visions of ladies trapped in cars hitting windows with cushions on sticks :excited: :bounce: :ho: :rofl:

User avatar
Sir William
Dearly Beloved Chairman
Posts: 13283
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 pm
Has told off: 690 times
Been told off: 430 times

Re: Top Tips Topic

Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:33 pm

:clap: :clap:
Sir William Chairman :tophat:

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest