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Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 10:45 pm
by Sir William
And Australia won't be in it neither because they never even joined the EU.
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 11:45 pm
by Runaway
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 9:53 am
by Sir William
Isn't it about time you returned from that God-forsaken place, Mr R*unaway?
Surely your sentence must be over by now.
How long have of you been there now*?
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*Referring to duration rather than penis len*gth.
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 8:06 pm
by Runaway
It's a truly wonderful place, Sir W.
You should try it sometime. We'd be happy to show you and your GLW around.
Might take a while though...
That said, I shall be alighting onto the battle-ravaged shores of the UK in July. But perhaps not for long....
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 11:25 pm
by Sir William
My GLW has no intention of venturing out of the basement of Bel*vedere Manor.
(I hope)
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:09 am
by Runaway
Just show her my many pictures of this wonderful land. She will be on the next flight.
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:39 am
by Sir William
OMG
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:53 am
by Runaway
BSWAS.
(Bring swim wear and shades).
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:01 pm
by Sir William
Shouldn't that be 'swimwear'?
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:53 pm
by Runaway
No because then it would be BSAS.
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:29 pm
by Sir William
Which, of course, it should be.
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:44 pm
by Runaway
Is she on the direction then? Why don’t you come too?
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:36 am
by Sir William
Runaway wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:44 pm
Is she on the direction then?
No not yet. I can't discover the key.
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:11 pm
by Runaway
I hope you've been feeding her.
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:23 pm
by Sir William
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:30 pm
by Runaway
Has it been unusually... erm... quiet down there in the past few days?
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:27 pm
by Sir William
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:42 pm
by Runaway
Oh dear. Perhaps you'd better come alone. Before anyone notices she's "missing"...
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:39 pm
by Sir William
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:15 pm
by Runaway
What did she do wrong?
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:09 pm
by Sir William
i haven't found out yet.
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:14 pm
by Runaway
Does the Prizemaster have of something to do with it?
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:32 pm
by Sir William
Do you need to ask?
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:49 pm
by Runaway
I thought as much.
What do you intend to do about it?
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Give him a prize, I suppose...
Re: Eurovision Classics
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:42 am
by Sir William
Why do you think he's disappeared (once more)?