The Mad Shed

Posted: **Thu Feb 20, 2020 4:28 pm**

Excelsior (Balfe/Longfellow)

The poster has been waiting ages for a 12" one, and he finally gott*en one.

I think you will agree that it was well worth the wait. In fact it's a record.

Posted: **Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:34 am**

Remember Goodson Records, who manufactured floppy cream-coloured 78s?

Posted: **Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:04 pm**

What did they do?

Posted: **Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:37 pm**

Erm... they manufactured 78s.
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Posted: **Sat Feb 22, 2020 5:19 am**

Did you know that you can melt down them old 78’s and mould them into flower pots?

I think you should begin with that one

Posted: **Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:46 pm**

But how can this objective be achieved?

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2020 5:03 am**

It’s simple. You just melt them down and mould them into flower pots.

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:43 am**

But I don't have of some flower pots.

Can I melt them into pension pots?

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:57 pm**

Sir William wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:43 am
But I don't have of some flower pots.

Well that’s why you would be moulding them into flower pots, so you would then actually have of some flower pots

Sir William wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:43 am
Can I melt them into pension pots?

You can melt them into chamber pots for all we care, but please be advised to always keep a mop and bucket by your side every time you utilise it

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:51 pm**

Thank you for your timely guidance.

It could not have of come at a moment too late.

Posted: **Sun Feb 23, 2020 6:38 pm**

Excellent 12 incher