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Tits like melons

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:22 am

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Re: Tits like melons

Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:42 pm

:ho: :ho: :ho: :bigthumbsup:

Is her name a coincidence? :wink:

PS: What does it say on her T-shirt?
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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:02 pm

MAIN ATTRACTION
I guess that she’s just advertising her tits, and her finches and sparrows :search:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:29 pm

I think you could be substantially correct. :yes:

I initially and erroneously thought it was MAN ATTRACTION. :no:
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Re: Tits like melons

Post by Runaway » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:33 pm

How does she manage to stay upright without tipping over?

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Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:21 am

This is an age-old mystery that needs to be investigated. :yes:

It also amply demonstrates my previously-reported theory:

http://madshed.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=1101
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Re: Tits like melons

Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:31 am

There was a time when society thought that these huge and weighty organs were just for feeding babies. :roll: :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:27 pm

Really? No, don't joke about such matters. :wag:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:05 pm

And the majority are never even utilised for that. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:18 pm

Is that good or bad?

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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:48 am

It's science. :yes:
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Re: Tits like melons

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:54 pm

Farting bookworm resplendant quiver silkie, perroic leopard waisted chin.
Habemus shagger! roared the grinning priest. Dimpled schoolboy, blushing olified toy of gerbilled scarth.
Verwey! it is not nigh for the bauble to wasp the dignity of the crallic floeuber.
Hilber jilber - the words tumble like the vain foxglove's taunch into the darkness of the insane soul, echoing my moribund largacity.
Zatopek, run for me, and bring the foaming tendrills of loud music to my nostrils,
That I may forget the cursed Bradson Beetle, and all it's works.

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Re: Tits like melons

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:51 am

:yes:
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