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Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Runaway » Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:20 pm

Johnnie came home from wo­rk and found Marie in tears.

What's the matter babe? he asked.

"Ronnie's left me" she sobbed.

"Who's Ronnie?", Johnnie was puzzled.

"The man I've been seeing while you've been at w­ork"

"What? How long has this been going on?" Johnnie blurted out.

Marie lowered her head. "Ever since you started knocking off that trollop in the ice cream van".

"But she didn't mean anything, she was just a cheap tart" Johnnie explained.

"I'll kill her". "Innit", she replied in a voice that would freeze ethanol.

There was a knock at the door. It was the sister of the ice cream tart, who shouted "Oi, my sister's pregnant you bastard, whatcha gonna do about it innit?"

Marie shouted back "Don't look at me you stupid cow, I'm a woman, or at least I was until the sex chan­ge".

"Sex cha­nge?" yelled Johnnie. "Sex ch­ange? When did that happen?"

Marie was now angry. "You'd ha­ve noticed if you hadn't been spending all your time with that ice cream slag, you f***ing bastard!"


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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 25, 2020 10:34 pm

Ice cream tart? :excited:
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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Oct 26, 2020 6:09 am

I hate cliffhangers just when the series is suddenly cancelled :yell: :mad:
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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Runaway » Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:14 am

Ok, here’s the next cliffhanger:

“It’s not your baby”.

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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Sir William » Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:23 pm

What's not my baby?? :hscratch:
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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:16 pm

Who’s not their baby? :no:
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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Runaway » Tue Oct 27, 2020 10:15 pm

See, the audience is engrossed in the story already. :bounce:

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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:58 am

*are
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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 28, 2020 5:32 am

One audience. Singular.
Is.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:32 pm

One audience, one pumpkin. :yes:
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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:02 pm

One dream, one soul,
One pri­ze, one goal,
One golden glance of what should be.

(It's a kind of magic...)


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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Sir William » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:52 pm

Runaway wrote:
Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:02 pm
One dream, one soul,
One pri­ze, one goal,
One golden glance of what should be.
What do you mean? :hscratch:
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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Runaway » Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:02 pm

It's a luxury saying.

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Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:58 pm

As long as it isn't poetry. :thumbd:
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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:51 pm

Ah yes, that reminds me. I haven't contributed any poetry to the forum recently.

I shall do so very soon. :excited:

Thanks for the timely reminder. The members will be very grateful. :thumbu:

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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:04 pm

The members are always grateful for timely interventions. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Television Soaps (inspired by Eastenders)

Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:17 pm

No interventions for me, please.

I need to finish the job.

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