Happy Chri­st­mas to all members (premature version)

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

Mr Runaway - You know the word C*hris*tmas is not aloud in this c*untry anymore, as it offends our beloved Muslim imigrant troublemakers.

[Runaway]

This is MY c*untry. I therefore juxtaposed it back.

[Sir William]

This is MY c*untry. I therefore juxtaposed it back.

Not for much longer.

[Runaway]

I fear that you may be correct in your prediction.

Another good reason to juxtapose my c*untry to one where things are (generally) done more sensibly, and where political correctness isn't as prevalent (yet).

[Sir William]

[Doctor Cheery]

I agree with the Chairman on this. Chr'ist'mas is now reduced to being a time when commercial interests exploit the feeble-minded (most of the popoulation) and vunerable people. And people deliberately lie to children for their own idiotic gratification. (Remember Santa Claus?). We "non-believers" do not celebrate Ramadam, Porii, Yummy Kipper, or any of the other miriad mindless religious festivals, so why should we celebrate this one?

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A prizette may be on it's direction to Mr RunAway soley soley for bringing this topic more elevated for discussion

[Runaway]

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...MAY be... ?

[Sir William]

He means 'won't be'.

[Doctor Cheery]

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Oh alright then, is isnt!

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The moral of this is - dont push your luck!

[Runaway]

I wish to complain. Doctor Cheaty isn't playing fair.

[Doctor Cheery]

I wish to complain. Doctor Cheaty isn't playing fair.

"...And as the angry little Mr RunAway abused the Prizemaster (expermental), and stamped his little foot, ALL the prizes could be seen being blown further and further away from him by the magic wind..."

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[Runaway]

Magic wind?
Don't waste any of it...

[Sir William]

The magic wind is going to blow all your prizes this direction.

[Doctor Cheery]

All the new, glittering, valuable, luxurious, prizes are sheltered from the magic wind be it wasted or otherwise..
and in the fullness of time shall be distributed amongst those who prove worthy of them.

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excpt for those who forfeit their chance of a PRIZE AWARD by upsetting the Prizemaster (experimental) to excess.

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You know who you are!

[Runaway]

excpt for those who forfeit their chance of a PRIZE AWARD by upsetting the Prizemaster (experimental) to excess.

Can we upset you just a little bi­t then?

[Sir William]

and in the fullness of time shall be distributed amongst those who prove worthy of them.

See Mr Ru*naway - I told you so.

I can almost see my prizes already.

[Sir William]

Which reminds me: I haven't yet received my bunanzer prize for dutifully informing members that all doctors are pillocks.

What's going on?

[Doctor Cheery]

excpt for those who forfeit their chance of a PRIZE AWARD by upsetting the Prizemaster (experimental) to excess.

Can we upset you just a little bi­t then?

Upsetting the Prizemaster "just a little portion" is permissible, but the results are quite unpredictable,though.

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After all (all what? one may ask) we must have of some lively debate.

[Runaway]

I didn't say "a little portion", I said "a little bi­t".

[Doctor Cheery]

He who maketh the Wordtwister, shall be ensnared by his own fiendish contrivance...

[Sir William]

Serves him correct too.

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[Runaway]

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

For it is written that the lamb shall lie down with the Humpty monster, and the resulting perpetude shall engulf the world of man with rapturous joy and effervescence until overwhelming knowingness shall engulf his heart.

So it is written (like I said before).