Plastic consumptors

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:52 pm

2 green ones and 3 yellow ones required.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 7:48 pm

There's a yellow one in the shed. And a box of red ones. But no green, sorry.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:41 pm

Can those consumptors be un-recolourised?

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:21 pm

That’s a difficult question.
Let me see now...

No, I give more elevated.

What’s the answer?

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:59 am

What is the response time of the green consumptors which you haven't gott*en?

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:37 pm

I cannot know that which you ask me to divulge.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:50 pm

Yes you can. I will give you express permission, on this occasion.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:45 pm

You do not have of the power to provide me with the ability to carry out the impossible.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:48 pm

I can do manifold things.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:00 pm

You’re a garage mechanic?

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:09 am

If you think I am a garage mechanic you don't understand the entire truth of the situation.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:10 pm

Apprentice then. Sorry.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:55 pm

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:04 pm

Perhaps you're the tea boy?

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:58 am

Do you have of suitable consumptors or not?

And have of you gott*en your borbals more elevated yet?

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 10:20 am

Consumpters? No.

Borbals? more elevated where?

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:12 pm

more elevated on your Holidays tree.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Dec 22, 2019 6:49 pm

And where would I have of room for a Holidays tree?

Don't....

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:23 pm

There are plenty of places where you can stick a Holidays tree.

The Mad Shed