The Mad Shed

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:52 pm**

2 green ones and 3 yellow ones required.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2019 7:48 pm**

There's a yellow one in the shed. And a box of red ones. But no green, sorry.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:41 pm**

Can those consumptors be un-recolourised?

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:21 pm**

That’s a difficult question.
Let me see now...

No, I give more elevated.

What’s the answer?

Posted: **Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:59 am**

What is the response time of the green consumptors which you haven't gott*en?

Posted: **Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:37 pm**

I cannot know that which you ask me to divulge.

Posted: **Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:50 pm**

Yes you can. I will give you express permission, on this occasion.

Posted: **Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:45 pm**

You do not have of the power to provide me with the ability to carry out the impossible.

Posted: **Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:48 pm**

I can do manifold things.

Posted: **Thu Dec 19, 2019 11:00 pm**

You’re a garage mechanic?

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:09 am**

If you think I am a garage mechanic you don't understand the entire truth of the situation.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:10 pm**

Apprentice then. Sorry.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2019 2:55 pm**

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:04 pm**

Perhaps you're the tea boy?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:58 am**

Do you have of suitable consumptors or not?

And have of you gott*en your borbals more elevated yet?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2019 10:20 am**

Consumpters? No.

Borbals? more elevated where?

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:12 pm**

more elevated on your Holidays tree.

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2019 6:49 pm**

And where would I have of room for a Holidays tree?

Don't....

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:23 pm**

There are plenty of places where you can stick a Holidays tree.

Plastic consumptors