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Fizzy pop disease offer

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:16 pm

I have of a spare bottle of hand sanitiser and 4 rolls of toilet paper. Looking to swap for a 4 bedroom house.
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Re: Fizzy pop disease offer

Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:07 pm

I don't believe that you have of gott*en these things. :wag:

Are you taking us for born-yesterdays? :stop:
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Re: Fizzy pop disease offer

Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:41 pm

I buyded it all in bulk just before the outbreak to save everybody a trip out which would risk you all from capturing the virus, so ordering it directly from me for home delivery is much more safer and guaranteed.

But of course the next purchaser will need to provide a new delivery address :tongue:

I am also open to offers for my spare huge crates of hand sanitisers, hand washes and toilet paper in exchange for luxury holiday villas, fast cars, your full credit card details and maybe a little rumpy pumpy with (virus free) desirable buxom ladies :yes: :excited:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:15 pm

Desirous buxom ladies? :o

I thought you had juxtaposed to a different recipe? :vconfused:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:01 pm

Who, me? Whatever gave you that impression? :vconfused:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:14 pm

:cantlook:

I heretofore abstain from this discussion...
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Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:58 pm

Penis Nilly [miss] wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:01 pm
 Who, me? Whatever gave you that impression? :vconfused:
Well, your ID for a get-go. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:22 pm

It is not permitted to utilise a member's personal information to ascertain said member's sexual leanings. :wag:
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Re: Fizzy pop disease offer

Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:05 pm

:thanks:

But I didn't know that the member had some sexual leanings. :o

Does it lean to the left or to the correct ? :vconfused:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:28 pm

You'd better ask said member...
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Re: Fizzy pop disease offer

Post by Sir William » Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:52 pm

I verily expect said member to impart this essential information as soon as (s)he reads this topic. :hurry:

There can be no excuse for non-compliance in this important matter. :wag:
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Re: Fizzy pop disease offer

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:15 am

I am a rampant bulldyke lesbian :girly:

But that is besides the point :wag:
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Re: Fizzy pop disease offer

Post by Sir William » Sun Mar 15, 2020 2:39 am

:o

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Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:58 pm

Penis Nilly [miss] wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 15, 2020 1:15 am
But that is besides the point :wag:
beside. :wag:
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Re: Fizzy pop disease offer

Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:50 pm

Bedside :search:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:31 pm

You are both wrong.

It is B-Side, as in change the bloody record :yell:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:56 pm

:thanks:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:05 pm

Miss Nilly is a worthy adversary. :clap:
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Re: Fizzy pop disease offer

Post by Sir William » Mon Mar 16, 2020 11:41 pm

Even without some arms and legs. :wink: :clap:
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Re: Fizzy pop disease offer

Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:06 am

I’m sure it’s just a flesh wound...
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Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:31 pm

They grew back :girly:
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Re: Fizzy pop disease offer

Post by Runaway » Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:33 pm

"I go­t better". :clap: :excited: :thumbu:
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