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home manufactured face masks

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:50 am

Mr Trees making face masks for ugly mugs.
these mask are guaranteed to protect you from being insulted for poor looks, ugliness,
warts, spots and facial disfigurements, bad quality sex changes and that sort of thing.

especial Members offer £475.50. :wave:
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:52 am

:clap: :clap:
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:03 pm

I'd like to order one, to save the world from a less than attractive visage.
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 06, 2020 4:09 pm

:o

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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:35 pm

It's what I do. :wink:
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:54 pm

:?

That is no excuse for unsavouriness. :hurry:
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:59 pm

You started it.
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:53 am

And what happened to the hyphen in' Home-manufactured'? :hurry:

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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:16 am

A sloppy member is not a good thing. :cripes:
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:11 pm

I wouldn't know. :wink:
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:17 am

I’ll order two. I’m a facially disfigured sex changed person gone pear-shaped which means I’m double ugly :girly:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 11, 2020 9:24 am

But you have of a good heart. :thumbu: :awesome:
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:44 am

And possibly a nice round arse? :search:
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Bumstink Brownhole » Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:54 am

I have of no need for an ugly protection mask. But I do seek a handsome protection mask to ward off all my many female admirers.
Your sincerely
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Apr 11, 2020 12:12 pm

It appears that these desperate female admirers are in desperate need of Mr. Tree’s ugly protection masks themselves :cripes:
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 11, 2020 6:05 pm

It's a pity that the Prizemaster is not givng away his 'Especial Face Masks' away as prizes for worthy members. :hurry:
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Re: home manufactured face masks

Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:22 pm

Shameful. Truly shameful. :yes: :goodone:
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