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by Sir William » Fri Jun 26, 2020 11:56 am
For sale
Six Ecossaises.
These have of never been utilised. They are very spritely and mutch admired.
All are quite short, and have of even been referred to as Miniature Ecossaises.
Number 5 is slower than number 6, but could be speeded more elevated.
Please note - Does not include any free piarno's.
These are well admired by all, manufacture no mistake.
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by Runaway » Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:37 pm
What brand are these?
Beethoven?
Anything less is ... less.
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by Sir William » Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:26 am
These were once owned by Beethoven, but he threw them at the wall in a temper when his kilt fell down as he was dancing.
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by Runaway » Sun Jun 28, 2020 9:55 pm
How could he dance if he was deaf?
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by Sir William » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:38 pm
He wasn't always deaf.
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by Runaway » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:28 am
You mean that some days he could hear?
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by Sir William » Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:34 pm
I think it was every alternate Wednesday.
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by Runaway » Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:33 pm
Runaway wrote: ↑Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:28 am
You mean that some days he could hear?
What the hell does that mean?
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by Runaway » Thu Jul 02, 2020 9:46 pm
He's still half asleep...
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by Sir William » Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:27 pm
have of you been fornicating?
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by Runaway » Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:44 pm
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by Sir William » Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:59 pm
Those Ecossaise cakes have of all gone now.
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by Runaway » Fri Jul 03, 2020 1:53 pm
Unlike your stomach?
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by Runaway » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:54 pm
Word is that your size has suffered somewhat because of the lockdown...
Claret, grouse(s), spirits, cakes, biscuits, fine wines, venison with roast potatoes... you know, all the trappings of the typical bloody ruling sodding class!!!
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I have of been told to apologise humbly for my outburst which was aimed at the typical bloody ruling sodding class.
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by Runaway » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:54 pm
I am once more instructed to apologise.
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by Runaway » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:32 pm
I suppose it keeps me in check.
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by Runaway » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:42 pm
But where is my freedom?
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