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Sir William
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by Sir William » Tue Aug 11, 2020 10:25 pm
Sailing boat for sale.
manufactured by Mr Beaufort Scales, who was a Master Plaster Caster in Alabaster*.
If you are interested in this w**k by Mr Scales, you will need to act faster than a blaster to avoid a disaster.
Please note that this sale does not include the sail
(*Sorry, I don't know where Alabaster is).
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by Runaway » Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:55 pm
I don't want, or need, a boat of any kind.
What trickery is this?
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by Sir William » Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:09 pm
You never know that you don't want a boat until it's too late.
And when it is too late, you discover that you've already gott*en one.
Let this be a lesson to you.
A lesson learned is a problem caused.

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by Runaway » Wed Aug 12, 2020 10:22 pm
What good is a boat near Alice Springs?
Unless of course I see a Gap in the Pines...

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by Sir William » Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:55 pm
You must never be too careful.

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by Runaway » Thu Aug 13, 2020 11:41 pm
Especially around there...
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