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Assisted cow dung

Post by Sir William » Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:33 pm

Wanted - Assisted cow dung with slop adjuster and spring launcher
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Re: Assisted cow dung

Post by Runaway » Thu Oct 29, 2020 7:52 pm

I hav­e a spare winter launcher if it's of any u­se...
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Post by Sir William » Fri Oct 30, 2020 2:06 pm

What good is that? :hurry: :yell:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:43 pm

None whatoever. Do I ge­t a PRIZ­E? :yabba: :yabba: :yabba:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:46 am

How does the launcher w**k? :vconfused:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:22 am

It’s like the spring launcher but colder.
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Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 31, 2020 3:26 pm

Does it have a booster thrust attachment? :cripes:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Oct 31, 2020 7:11 pm

It did, but I removed it and fastened it to my manly portions. It definitely boosts the thrust. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:32 pm

Manly portions? :wag:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:46 pm

Your fault. :hurry:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 01, 2020 3:05 am

No I'm not. :mad:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 01, 2020 12:19 pm

Yes you is. And if you isn't, it must be the PrizeDenyer.
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Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:08 pm

This is nothing to do with the matter. :mad:

I will gett*en another dung thrust launch booster from somebody else. :tongue:

Other members are bound to have such itums for sale at very reasonable prices. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:37 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:08 pm
 I will gett*en another dung thrust launch booster from somebody else. :tongue:
But you asked for an assisted cow dung with slop adjuster and spring launcher, not a dung thrust launch booster.

What trickery is this? :o
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Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:09 pm

:oops:

It doesn't matter. Other members will undoubtedly come to my assistance in sundry ways. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:49 pm

If they’ve any sense they’ll be out buying loads of wine and beer before Britain gets locked down. :o

Incidentally, over here there were ZERO new covid cases yesterday. That’s for the whole of Australia.

As opposed to the U.K., where the BBC says that nearly 100,000 people become infected with it every day in England. Yikes.

Surely the U.K. is doing things wrong? :vconfused:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 02, 2020 1:56 pm

Course we're doing everything wrong, and have been for the last 8 months. :mad:

Bumbling Boris doesn't have a fuk*king clue. :yell: :yell: :bash:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:00 pm

That much is bloody obvious to us all over here, mate.

(He said in his best Aussie accent).
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Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:58 pm

:mad:
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Re: Assisted cow dung

Post by Runaway » Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:37 pm

British infections: 20,000+

Aussie infections: 0

And you still put your faith in Boris? :cripes: :awesome:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:40 pm

:no: :grump:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Nov 03, 2020 9:41 pm

I thought not.

But what are you going to do about it?
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Post by Sir William » Wed Nov 04, 2020 3:03 pm

Stay at home and have sex. :yes: :excited:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Nov 04, 2020 8:48 pm

Another night on your own then...
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Re: Assisted cow dung

Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 05, 2020 4:03 pm

:o

What do you mean? :search:

Unfortunately, my Scullery Maid is having to stay here as well. :yes: :excited:
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