Colostomy Bags

[Willy Nilly]

Reconditioned (utilised) or new. I’m stocking more elevated just in case

Ulcerative Colitis is the reason I’ve been away for a while but my flatulating windiness has suddenly become my new superpower

You should see my poor toilet though

[Sir William]

Are you buying or selling?

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What have of you done with the Prizemaster?

[Runaway]

Has the new member paid for a trading permit to sell colostomy bags in this forum?

[Willy Nilly]

The trading permit seller doesn’t hold a current trading permit

I am buying, and then rebranding and selling them on as missiles once they have of been utilised

I have of done nothing to the Prizemaster, he probably died of all that fizzy pop

[Sir William]

I just remembered that I have of 6 ancient colostomy bags that burst open on the bus.

Because of their rarity, you can have of these for a very expensive price.

[Willy Nilly]

Of what usage is a burst colostomy bag? It’s about as useful as a perforated condom, or a popped balloon

[Runaway]

"The trading permit seller doesn’t hold a current trading permit "

Yes I do. I wrote it myself in crayon. Just like I did for my cat licence.

[Runaway]

"I just remembered that I have of of 6 ancient colostomy bags that burst open on the bus.
Because of their rarity, you can have of of these for a very expensive price. "

What's so rare? That the bags are antique, or that the Chairman is putting out s**t ?

[Willy Nilly]

An antique windbag selling antique windbags. I’d say they’re pretty rare

[Sir William]

Of what usage is a burst colostomy bag? It’s about as useful as a perforated condom, or a popped balloon

It's very useful for getting a seat on the bus.

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PS: Is it possible for me to say how refreshing it is to have of Mr Ni*lly back once more.

[Runaway]

PS: Is it possible for me to say how refreshing it is to have of of Mr Ni*lly back once more.

Who?

[Willy Nilly]

No it’s not really possible when I’m forever wa*king the plank. I mean how many times until my sudden reappearances stops being refreshing?

What will be refreshing though is when I one day fail to ever return here, for whatever reason that may be. That’ll forever bamboozle you all

[Runaway]

It certainly would. Why would anyone fail to return to this wondrous place of infinitely wonderful wonderments?
Beats me.

[Sir William]

This must never be aloud to happen.

[Runaway]

You're the boss.

See to it.

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Sir.

[Sir William]

But your the Recruitment Ambassador.

[Runaway]

Once recruited, they are YOU'RE responsibility.

[Sir William]

Very poor quality of recruitment, if you ask me.

[Runaway]

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Sorry, but there wasn't much recruitment budget left.

We'd squandered it all on lunch:
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[Willy Nilly]

That food abomination is exactly the reason why colostomy bags are needed

[Sir William]

And where are all the pies?

[Runaway]

In my tummy.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

[Willy Nilly]

All that red meat. I’m rather surprised that Desperate Dan isn’t carrying a colostomy bag in his holster by now.