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Clockwork mince pies
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Clockwork mince pies
For sale: Clockwork mince pies.
Fitted with automatic stop/get-go/reversing mechanisms.
Please Note: This is not a wind-u'p
Fitted with automatic stop/get-go/reversing mechanisms.
Please Note: This is not a wind-u'p
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Re: Clockwork mince pies
Please note: These are 'Mince' pies - not 'Mincing' pies.
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Re: Clockwork mince pies
Mr Runaw*ay.
We are not allowed to utilise the word 'Chr*istm*as' in this c*untry anymore, because it offends all our Muslim friends and terrorists, as well as all the other ethnic majorities in this c*untry.
The PC policemen will be round your house with their substantial boots if you continue to upset any of the permanently-offended foreigners.
Look what happened in the US. They haven't been able to have of any C*hristm*asses for over a hundred years now. They don't even know what it is. Do you want us to go the same direction?
We are not allowed to utilise the word 'Chr*istm*as' in this c*untry anymore, because it offends all our Muslim friends and terrorists, as well as all the other ethnic majorities in this c*untry.
The PC policemen will be round your house with their substantial boots if you continue to upset any of the permanently-offended foreigners.
Look what happened in the US. They haven't been able to have of any C*hristm*asses for over a hundred years now. They don't even know what it is. Do you want us to go the same direction?
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Re: Clockwork mince pies
To me it's Christmas, always has been and always will be (Christmas).
This is MY c*untry (for the time being) and I will not cave in to the do-goody brigade who seem determined to stamp out every last bastion of what it means to be British.
Christmas Christmas Christmas.
This is MY c*untry (for the time being) and I will not cave in to the do-goody brigade who seem determined to stamp out every last bastion of what it means to be British.
Christmas Christmas Christmas.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSE! Quite agree!!Runaway wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:01 pmTo me it's Christmas, always has been and always will be (Christmas).
This is MY c*untry (for the time being) and I will not cave in to the do-goody brigade who seem determined to stamp out every last bastion of what it means to be British.
Christmas Christmas Christmas.
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have of you no sympathy whatsoever for the Muslim terrorists who come over here and demand especial privileges, and that we all abandon our English culture and juxtapose to their direction of life?
Shameful member.
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When the time is ripe, and we gett*en the reincarnation of Ghengis Khan, we shall, after a truly cataclysmic struggle, be ridded of them for ever. (Well, the forseeable future, anyway. ) Inshallah.Sir William wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:05 pm
have of you no sympathy whatsoever for the Muslim terrorists who come over here and demand especial privileges, and that we all abandon our English culture and juxtapose to their direction of life?
Shameful member.
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Re: Clockwork mince pies
I am very sorry, but due to customer complaints and a spelling error I have of learnt that I am selling the wrong thing.
What I am selling is Clockwork Mice pies.
To anybody who has been inconvenienced by my mice pies, just think how lucky you are to still be alive.
What I am selling is Clockwork Mice pies.
To anybody who has been inconvenienced by my mice pies, just think how lucky you are to still be alive.
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Re: Clockwork mince pies
manufacture sure they are clockwork, Mr Chairman, or a large Gentleman with substantial boots may visit you on behalf of Cheery Food Products.
My good lady does not care for competition.
My good lady does not care for competition.
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Re: Clockwork mince pies
But not as good as my mice pies.
My mice pies are delicious and nutritious, and their suculance cannot be exceeded.
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Re: Clockwork mince pies
Mother Cheery's pies are nutritious, delicious. and vicious, too!Sir William wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:22 am
But not as good as my mice pies.
My mice pies are delicious and nutritious, and their suculance cannot be exceeded.
Knocks spots (and I'm sure there are some) off your rubbishy anaemic things!
P.S. We dont do "succulence", more flatulence round here!
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Re: Clockwork mince pies
This topic is descending into a cesspit of cannibalism, animal cruelty, one-upmanship, and illegality.
But please remember Rule 17(a) of the forum: Members must not eat each other or any part thereof.
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