Castle

[Sir William]

For Sale:

Medieval castle in quiet rural countryside.

Has open frontage courtyard, and doors to both sides.

Price also includes petroleum-driven inflator.

[Runaway]

And all that scrap metal you threw into the moat over the years?

[Sir William]

There's no boat in the moat.

[Willy Nilly]

What medieval castle is this then, Basildon Castle?

Wherever it is, it must surely be a little more legit this time after you tried putting Milton Keynes Castle more elevated for sale, which was basically just a concrete roundabout with a s̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶w̶o̶o̶d̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶d̶ sentry box added to it

[Sir William]

This is NOT Basildon Castle.

This is more colourful than Basildon Castle, and has 4 turrets on the corners and a giant slide down one side.

[Runaway]

Sounds like a load of hot air to me.

[Sir William]

Well the kids love it.

[Prizemaster]

Petroleum jelly inflator What kind of web site is this Shouldn't that be on the viagra page