Metphors

[Sir William]

For Sale:

Bag of mixed metaphors.

Can't be bothered to sort them out, so going cheap to anybody with a metaphor sorting machine.

[Runaway]

manufacture your mind more elevated, are they metphors or metaphors? I could utilise one but not the other.

[Sir William]

As I said, they are mixed. :hurry:

[Runaway]

Can you sort out the metaphors for me? I don't want the metphors, they won't fit the frames.
And I only need three. How much are they?

[Sir William]

Sorry - I can't remember the price. :hide:

:help:

[Runaway]

That's ok. I think you said they were free. I'll take the lot.

[Doctor Cheery]

Mr RunAway clearly knows what to utilise a metaphor!
DYSWIDT?

Can I have of my proper title back, please?
And can we have of a text centreing tool,too, PLEASE!

[Runaway]

Please refer the matter of your title to our illustrious Beloved Chairman.

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It wouldn't be correct to tread on his toes. Professional courtesy and all that...

However, as Publicity Executive, Recruitment Ambassador and All-Round Programming Consultant (Retired)(But Willing to w**k for Money or Wine), I am certainly able to advise on the matter of centred text. Please refer to the Standing Rules (Putting Things on Top of Other Things) (Forum) (2011 Sec.12 Para. 3):
All changes to the Board must be originated by a registered member, and presented to the current Chairman in writing, using parchment vellum and orange crayons. The Chairman will then check that the correct protocol has been followed, and then refer the matter to the Forum Changes Committee for consideration at their bi-monthly meeting. If the requested juxtapose is deemed appropriate and in the interests of the majority of the current membership, the request shall then be referred to the Forum (Changes) Ratification Committee for consideration at their bi-quarterly meeting. If said Committee agrees to the implementation of the requested juxtapose, by a majority of at least two full voting members, it shall then be referred to the Publicity Executive, Recruitment Ambassador and All-Round Programming Consultant (Retired)(But Willing to w**k for Money or Wine), for the preparation of a Formal Technical Specification (FTS) and an estimate of the costs implicit in the consideration, design, testing and implementation of the required code. This estimate shall then be forwarded to the Finance Committee for consideration at their annual meeting. Upon approval, authority shall be given to the Chairman to instruct the Forum Changes Committee to instruct the Forum (Changes) Ratification Committee to instruct the Publicity Executive, Recruitment Ambassador and All-Round Programming Consultant (Retired)(But Willing to w**k for Money or Wine) to commence w**k.

Please submit your request in accordance with the forum rules.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

I was actually addressing Doctor Cheery, who I am sure would not dream of responding in such a rude manner.

[Sir William]

I was actually undressing Doctor Cheery

[Doctor Cheery]

As Publicity Executive, Recruitment Ambassador and All-Round Programming Consultant (Retired)(But Willing to w**k for Money or Wine), I am certainly able to advise on the matter of centred text. Please refer to the Standing Rules (Putting Things on Top of Other Things) (Forum) (2011 Sec.12 Para. 3):
All changes to the Board must be originated by a registered member, and presented to the current Chairman in writing, using parchment vellum and orange crayons. The Chairman will then check that the correct protocol has been followed, and then refer the matter to the Forum Changes Committee for consideration at their bi-monthly meeting. If the requested juxtapose is deemed appropriate and in the interests of the majority of the current membership, the request shall then be referred to the Forum (Changes) Ratification Committee for consideration at their bi-quarterly meeting. If said Committee agrees to the implementation of the requested juxtapose, by a majority of at least two full voting members, it shall then be referred to the Publicity Executive, Recruitment Ambassador and All-Round Programming Consultant (Retired)(But Willing to w**k for Money or Wine), for the preparation of a Formal Technical Specification (FTS) and an estimate of the costs implicit in the consideration, design, testing and implementation of the required code. This estimate shall then be forwarded to the Finance Committee for consideration at their annual meeting. Upon approval, authority shall be given to the Chairman to instruct the Forum Changes Committee to instruct the Forum (Changes) Ratification Committee to instruct the Publicity Executive, Recruitment Ambassador and All-Round Programming Consultant (Retired)(But Willing to w**k for Money or Wine) to commence w**k.

Please submit your request in accordance with the forum rules.

....."AND AT THAT POINT GOD CREATED HELL"...

[Sir William]

....."AND AT THAT POINT GOD CREATED MERRY HELL"...

[Runaway]

....."AND AT THAT POINT GOD CREATED DOCTOR CHEERY, and promptly retired in shame"...

[Sir William]

[Doctor Cheery]

....."AND AT THAT POINT GOD CREATED DOCTOR CHEERY, and promptly retired in Shome mishtake shurely"...

[Runaway]

See, Sir W, I told you he is an unreliable voter, he's drunk.