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How and when?
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Members must surely be aware by now that it would only take 4 men to inpregnate all the women in the world, but we are never given any details on how to apply.
And when is this interesting event due to take place?
And when is this interesting event due to take place?
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AND statistics show that most women have of 3 sexual partners in their lives, whereas men have of 8.
Mathematically that doesn't add up, assuming heterosexual partners.
Mathematically that doesn't add up, assuming heterosexual partners.
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That's a jolly statistic.
It could involve duplicates and threesomes.
It could involve duplicates and threesomes.
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Duplicates and threesomes wouldn't account for it. Once it's in, it becomes a statistic, regardless of how many are present.
Actually the mathematics are quite intriguing, and I thank our wonderful Chairman for presenting us with this challenge.
I think we should request an educational grant from the EU (whilst we're still members) to research this matter in more detail. Surely those statistics must be wrong because only a small proportion of the population are jolly.
Actually the mathematics are quite intriguing, and I thank our wonderful Chairman for presenting us with this challenge.
I think we should request an educational grant from the EU (whilst we're still members) to research this matter in more detail. Surely those statistics must be wrong because only a small proportion of the population are jolly.
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Yes of course it does, otherwise you'd have of footballers saying "Look, I know it was six inches from the goalmouth and didn't go in but it's still a goal".
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This is most interesting.
What happens if a lady masturbates a gentleman? Are they sexual partners or not?
What happens if a lady masturbates a gentleman? Are they sexual partners or not?
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Ah well, in that case the discrepancy could be caused by the different sexes regarding different activities as sexual or not.
Mystery solved.
This leads to the conclusion that men regard more activities as sexual than women do.
Mystery solved.
This leads to the conclusion that men regard more activities as sexual than women do.
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Yes, I would of had thought this thing as well.
It just shows what a portion of logical thinking can show.
But mention: Why would you think that women would regard more activities as sexual than men do? What is your hypothesis for thinking that this may be so?
It just shows what a portion of logical thinking can show.
But mention: Why would you think that women would regard more activities as sexual than men do? What is your hypothesis for thinking that this may be so?
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Because I suspect they think that even the touch of a finger on her arm, or a kiss on the top of her head, is sexual, when in fact it isn't necessarily so at all.
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Your mentionments are most fascinating.
What do other members think about this most engaging subject matter.
What do other members think about this most engaging subject matter.
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Why would you kiss the top of a woman's head? She might even have of nits, you nitwit
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Kissing a woman on the top of their heads is sometimes vastly preferable to kissing them on the mouth.
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