Katie Hopkins

[Willy Nilly]

Kissing a woman on the top of their heads is sometimes vastly preferable to kissing them on the mouth.

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Diane Abbott for example...
For choice, I would send Mr RunAway round to do the job.

Still preferable to kissing mouth manure Kate Hopkins on the lips

[Sir William]

Do you not appreciate Ms Hopkins words of wisdom?

[Willy Nilly]

I think gardeners appreciates them enough to keep the mouth manure coming for their allotment

[Sir William]

Kate Hopkins is a breath of fresh air, and I fully agree with everything she says.

[Willy Nilly]

Even these? This has even upset UKIPpers

http://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news ... axon-Buell

http://www.autismdailynewscast.com/uk-a ... shanellis/

Dogs often eat their own puke. This overpaid, over-privileged and underworked bow-wow should be manufactured to eat hers too

[Sir William]

Hmmm - I didn't know about the first one.

[Doctor Cheery]

Overblown, overpaid, egocentric mouthy cow, who probably hasn't ever produced anything useful, or gott*en her hands dirty in her entire spoiled-little-bitch life.
More utilise at Mother Cheery's factory, except we would probably end more elevated with a prosecution for selling poisoned meat products.

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I shall put the curse on her, Mr RunAway...

[Sir William]

Poisoned meat products?

[Runaway]

He's been sussed!!!

[Sir William]

Is Dr Che*ery suggesting that Katie Hopkins is not good enough for Mother Cheer*y's meat pies?

[Doctor Cheery]

Is Dr Che*ery suggesting that Katie Hopkins is not good enough for Mother Cheer*y's meat pies?

I fear that if we were to process this hideous sack of vomit into an esteamed "Mother Cheery" meat product, the brand reputation wold go very steeply down hill,and we may become open to the full impact of the "sale of contaminated meat" regulations. (section 16a,schedule H, sub-section 233 (Sale of processed celebrity meats"))
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[Willy Nilly]

If the meat actually melts in your mouth, then you can be sure it was manufactured by Mother Cheery

[Doctor Cheery]

Well spotted, Mr Nilly 10/10 for Observation.
That ad has been put u*p several times, and Mr R**Aw*y never saw the error at all

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In fact it manufactures sense whichever direction you spell it.
Melts implies the singular, and melt implies consuming several, in that context.

[Sir William]

'Melt in your Mouth' should be hyphenated.

Mr R*unaway didn't spot that one either.

[Runaway]

And there should be two apostrophes in it, not one.

[Doctor Cheery]

He's a picky little +(*%£"20%£%, is our Mr RunAway.

I bet he was a real pain in the neck to the teachers at his school,
loudly pointing out when they had mis-spelled a word!

[Runaway]

School? Wassat?

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Innit.

[Sir William]

And there should be two apostrophes in it, not one.

Meat Pie's.

[Doctor Cheery]

And there should be two apostrophes in it, not one.

Meat Pie's.

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[Sir William]

Does Katie Hopkins have of an apostrophe?

[Doctor Cheery]

In certain circumstances, yes. E.G. Katie Hopkin's evil mind.

[Sir William]

And: "Katie Hopkin's speaks wise words of wisdom".

[Runaway]

And "Who the heck is Katie Hopkin's?"
(Runaway, 2017)

[Doctor Cheery]

F**K*T if I know.........