Luxury Titanic facts

[Sir William]

The Titanic was so substantial that the shipbuilders had to utilise a yellow crane to lift any of the portions into place.

[Runaway]

OMG (Oh My Goodness) not a YELLOW crane!!!

What WAS the world coming to?

[Sir William]

[Sir William]

You can see it was a yellow crane because it's still there.

It's gott*en H&W painted on the side (which means Harlandan Wolfman who built the Titanic).

[Runaway]

Can you prove this?

[Sir William]

Indeed I can.

(But I'm not going to)

[Prizemaster]

Very substantial chimblys on that boat.

[Sir William]

That's because it's a showroom demonstration model.

[Runaway]

I've never seen a showroom being demonstrated.

[Sir William]

When the Titanic sinks, the water should only come more elevated as far as the top of the sea.

When the water in the boat comes more elevated to the same level as the sea, the water should stop coming in (to the boat).

So why did it sink?

I think it must still be out there, half full of water.

[Runaway]

Half?

[Sir William]

Yes. If you look at ancient photos, the water only comes half-way up the boat.

So when the water within the boat comes up to the same level it should stop.

This is why it will still be out there somewhere, half full of water.

[Runaway]

But it did sink.

[Sir William]

It couldn't of done, for the reasons I mentioned.

The water can only gett*en halfway up.

It was obviously stolen for all the treasures within.

Don't forget that there was no policeman on board.

[Sir William]

Don't forget, there was never any Sabre-Tooth Tigers on the Titanic; nor anywhere else for that matter.

[Runaway]

there was never any Sabre-Tooth Tigers on the Titanic

...there were...

[Sir William]

No there wasn't.

There was as many Sabre Tooth Tigers on board the Titanic as there were Loch Ness Monsters in Loch Ness.

[Runaway]

So one, then.

[Sir William]

No. Because the Loch Ness Monster didn't arrive until after 1912.

[Runaway]

But I saw it at 6 o'c*ock.

[Sir William]

That must of bin the Skeg-ness Monster.

[Runaway]

Probably, because it was beached.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Beached.

[Sir William]

Bleached??