Estate Agent: Shed Sales

Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Mon Aug 01, 2022 11:58 am

Are you a homo..Ner!

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Tue Aug 02, 2022 2:37 pm

Yes - but not a jolly one.

Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:53 pm

So you're a homo...ner

who isn't jolly? I'm not even sure how that works

As a homo...ner

there is a especial offer for the installation of sheds to let out for rentboys. Buy now before September and receive a free mop and bucket

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:36 pm

Excellent

but I don't need a free rentboy.

Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Wed Aug 03, 2022 3:31 pm

Oh, you already have of a rentboy. All the more reason to claim your free mop and bucket then

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Thu Aug 04, 2022 2:07 pm

I don't pay any rent.

Can I have of a free flower pot instead?

Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Thu Aug 04, 2022 3:50 pm

Flower pots are given to those with an appreciation for pansies, and as I see you qualify

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Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Thu Aug 04, 2022 7:43 pm

Mrs Spam · Post by **Mrs Spam** » Fri Dec 23, 2022 2:34 pm

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