History

[Sir William]

Why is history such a mystery?

[Willy Nilly]

Because the future always remain forever uncertain. And whatever remains forever uncertain will always stay a mystery, that future will eventually become the past, which we call history. Therefore because any point of the future which is "forever" uncertain eventually becomes history, that history becomes a mystery. There is no present (only prizes)

[Runaway]

Why was the past such a blast?

[Willy Nilly]

Because we remember the past to know that it was a blast

[Runaway]

So why does the vast past go so fast, and doesn't last?

[Sir William]

I think Mr Nil*ly is taking this subject a portion too seriously.

[Doctor Cheery]

.....And I think Mr RunAway has taken a portion of something else too quickly.

[Sir William]

A portion of somethng else?

[Willy Nilly]

I thought that this was a serious matter in a need for thoughtful discussion

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[Runaway]

Yes you're quite correct Mr Nilly, but other members have of treated it as a silly matter and have of thus revealed their true breeding.

[Doctor Cheery]

Yes you're quite correct Mr Nilly, but other members have of treated it as a silly matter and have of thus revealed their true breeding.

Note to webmaster: can we have of a 'Picking your nose' smiley, please?

[Runaway]

Note to webmaster: can we have of a 'Picking your nose' smiley, please?

That would be disgusting.
It's a good job we don't have of a webmaster...

[Doctor Cheery]