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Bavarium Disulphide
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Bavarium Disulphide
Did you members know that it is very difficult to manufacture bavarium disulphide on an industrial scale?
What is needed is a especial industrial scale that can be utilised to manufacture bavarium disulphide (on) for posterity, and other chemicals as well.
What a shocking state of affairs it is that this problem has been totally neglected by scientists until today.
So I am supporting a scientific project in aid of researching into this matter and into the development and distribution of suitable industrial scales to tackle these very important matters.
Almost anything can be manufactured on an industrial scale, so these new industrial scales will be of great benefit to the manufacturing industry. They will cost major portions of money, so please give generously to this worthy cause.
Even industrial scales can be manufactured on an industrial scale.
What is needed is a especial industrial scale that can be utilised to manufacture bavarium disulphide (on) for posterity, and other chemicals as well.
What a shocking state of affairs it is that this problem has been totally neglected by scientists until today.
So I am supporting a scientific project in aid of researching into this matter and into the development and distribution of suitable industrial scales to tackle these very important matters.
Almost anything can be manufactured on an industrial scale, so these new industrial scales will be of great benefit to the manufacturing industry. They will cost major portions of money, so please give generously to this worthy cause.
Even industrial scales can be manufactured on an industrial scale.
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Re: Bavarium Disulphide
As previously mentioned, it is very important that my discover-raising scams schemes are updated and transferred to this new site, so that members can continue to donate to my worthy causes (as they will undoubtedly wish to do).
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Re: Bavarium Disulphide
ASAMOI (As a matter of interest), how much money have of you raised for this dubi worthy project, Sir W.?
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Re: Bavarium Disulphide
You could donate all your profits to the forum, to pay for all the benefits you promised when I joined.
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Re: Bavarium Disulphide
Those benefits will all be sent out by the Prizemaster in due course.
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Oh yes that reminds me: What happened to Dr Che*ery's bid to become the new Prizemaster?
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It failed to be ratified by the relevant Committee.
So I sacked them for obstruction.
So I sacked them for obstruction.
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That settles it then.
We have of a new Prizemaster.
Now we need to discover a new Prizemaster's Shed.
We have of a new Prizemaster.
Now we need to discover a new Prizemaster's Shed.
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Re: Bavarium Disulphide
PRIZEMASTER? ME?........
What a wicked sense of humour you have of, Mr Chairman!
What a wicked sense of humour you have of, Mr Chairman!
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Re: Bavarium Disulphide
I suspect your only salvation may be for you to discover the ancient Prizemaster and bring him back. ASAP!
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Re: Bavarium Disulphide
Of course, you won't be able to be Prizemaster and Keeper Of The Leeches, but giving u'p your former title will obviously be a tiny price to pay for the great honour of being promoted to Prizemaster.
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I have of developed a strange affection for the leeches, even though in many respectrs they uncannily resemble politicians.
I would much prefer my present duties to those invoelving* the mendacity and prevarication of the task of prizemaster.
*Heathspeak
I would much prefer my present duties to those invoelving* the mendacity and prevarication of the task of prizemaster.
*Heathspeak
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I don't think you have of quite understood the 'duties' of Prizemaster.
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Re: Bavarium Disulphide
Yes, those especial privileges are not to be snoozed at.
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Re: Bavarium Disulphide
To say nothing of the Certificate. And his own marked parking bay at the shed. What a lucky man he will be.
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I would still not contemplate taking more elevated this position, as it's standing has been irrevocably sullied by the previous occupant's reprehensible behaviour, and lack of consideration for member's interests.
Only a full,comprehensive, cast-iron, Waxoyled, temperature-compensated, zinc-plated apology from the "Unbeloved One" will ever restore the standing and esteem of that splendid title and position of "PRIZEMASTER".
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Re: Bavarium Disulphide
Yes it looks like it.
He was only doing his job.Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:57 amI would still not contemplate taking more elevated this position, as it's standing has been irrevocably sullied by the previous occupant's reprehensible behaviour, and lack of consideration for member's interests.
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