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I want to **** a woman

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:49 am

Yes it’s true. I have of decided to become a part time gender fluid transgender lesbian. I have of also decided to become white, as being black just gott*en me searched by police too much. This is why I have of been away so long, these transitions take time :bounce:

Don’t be alarmed :yikes: because being transgender is all the rage now you know. Everybody is doing it, even small people and fishes. You should try it (I suspect one or three of you already are) :yabba:

Anyway, I have of decided that my new girly name shall be...
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:55 am

:cripes:

Well I wasn’t expecting THAT.
What a return! :read: :oh heck:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:59 am

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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:05 am

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:59 am
 P.P.S. Any transphobia shall result in pantsphobia
Is that a fear of underwear? :hscratch:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:09 am

ISWYDT :bash:
Pantsphobia (In my case) is a fear of mens underwear.
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:12 am

OMG it’s worse than I thought. :o :cantlook:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:22 am

Look on the bright side, it has given me an excuse to grow my hair long. I now look like Jesus in ladies sandals :ho:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:23 am

Well, I must admit, I was expecting this sort of thing. :duh:

have of you p*ssed the required examinations? :search:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:35 am

More importantly, who's going to pay for the especial toilet he is certain to request as a result of his "juxtapose"? :hurry:
And what label do we put on the door? :search:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:38 am

"Arseholes", I suppose. :search:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:44 am

:o :wag:

Equality, inclusion and all that, Mr Chairman. :yes:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:56 am

What about Diversity? :wink:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:03 am

Mr Penis Nilly (Mrs), can we now beg to assume that you prefer to engage in sexual activities with persons of the masculine gender? :search: :cripes: :cripes:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:23 am

Sir William wrote: ↑
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 What about Diversity? :wink:
I went to diversity a long time ago. Thats wher I lurned to spel. :bounce:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:32 am

Be that as it may or may not be, that information is totally irrelevant to this very important discussion. :wag:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:34 am

:thanks: :excited:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:13 pm

And there can be no superfluous effort to be expended in the absolute rectification of this serious situation. :wag: :stop:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Mrs Spam » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:16 pm

Free merchandise available.
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:17 pm

:mad: :cantlook:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:07 pm

I can't cope with this sudden increase in forum activity. I'm going to bed. Nite nite all. :wave:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:14 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:03 am
 Mr Penis Nilly (Mrs), can we now beg to assume that you prefer to engage in sexual activities with persons of the masculine gender? :search: :cripes: :cripes:
Oh yes, but Cher and Brigitte Nielson turned me down :search:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:15 pm

Welcome to Miss Penis Nilly - Perhaps we should call you Fanny Nilly rather than Penis Nilly ?
Would you rather have of flowers than PRIZES :search: This can be arranged if you have of a note
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Willy Nilly » Mon Jul 29, 2019 3:23 pm

Flowers? For me? :excited:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:41 pm

:o :? :hurry: :bash: :magnify:
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Re: I’m back and I’m girly

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 29, 2019 7:51 pm

She's a stroppy little thing, this returning member. :o
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