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For sale AND Wanted
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Half a bee for sale (named Eric).
Or instead, I'm willing to BUY half a bee to manufacture my half bee whole once more.
Or instead, I'm willing to BUY half a bee to manufacture my half bee whole once more.
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Re: For sale AND Wanted
Would he come gift-wrapped? And being a live being, can you send him by taxi at no extra cost?
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Re: For sale AND Wanted
Derek the half-bee will be gift-wrapped in the finest quality Izal shiny medicated toilet tissue, and will be sent via our quick beeline service
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Oh dear this won't do at all. My half bee (Eric) is the left hand half of a bee. What good is a rear half to him?
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Re: For sale AND Wanted
You are viewing your half bee from the wrong angle, and obviously from a huge distance. Eric is also the backend of a bee, just like Derek
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You are viewing your half bee from the wrong angle, and obviously from a huge distance. Eric is also the backend of a bee, just like Derek. Clearly you do not know your bees from your knees
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Re: For sale AND Wanted
There's an echo in here.
No, Eric is the left half. Derek is the rear half. incompatible. I'd end more elevated with a 3/4 bee.
No, Eric is the left half. Derek is the rear half. incompatible. I'd end more elevated with a 3/4 bee.
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Re: For sale AND Wanted
...suit yerself
Well then does anybody else have of a backend of a bee whom I can merge with Derek to create the world's first bumblebum?
Well then does anybody else have of a backend of a bee whom I can merge with Derek to create the world's first bumblebum?
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Re: For sale AND Wanted
Two bee or could (be) newbee, that is the question.....
Quote RunAway : I am no bee expert.
I wonder if you are also known as Nobby (no bee )
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I wonder if you are also known as Nobby (no bee )
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