For sale AND Wanted

[Runaway]

Half a bee for sale (named Eric).

Or instead, I'm willing to BUY half a bee to manufacture my half bee whole once more.

[Willy Nilly]

I can sell my half a bee for half a pee (p)

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P.S. His name is Derek.

[Runaway]

Would he come gift-wrapped? And being a live being, can you send him by taxi at no extra cost?

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To Australia.

[Willy Nilly]

Derek the half-bee will be gift-wrapped in the finest quality Izal shiny medicated toilet tissue, and will be sent via our quick beeline service

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P.S. Derek is also the backend of a bee. It will manufacture your new whole bee somewhat of a bumblebum

[Runaway]

Oh dear this won't do at all. My half bee (Eric) is the left hand half of a bee. What good is a rear half to him?

[Willy Nilly]

You are viewing your half bee from the wrong angle, and obviously from a huge distance. Eric is also the backend of a bee, just like Derek

Edit: Double posting is not allowed on the forum. Please disregard this offending reply

[Willy Nilly]

You are viewing your half bee from the wrong angle, and obviously from a huge distance. Eric is also the backend of a bee, just like Derek. Clearly you do not know your bees from your knees

Edit: This is the correct reply. Please continue to ignore the previous reply and treat this one with the full acknowledgment which it deserves

[Runaway]

There's an echo in here.
No, Eric is the left half. Derek is the rear half. incompatible. I'd end more elevated with a 3/4 bee.

[Willy Nilly]

...suit yerself

Well then does anybody else have of a backend of a bee whom I can merge with Derek to create the world's first bumblebum?

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obviously my idea is inspired by Mr. Runaway, who is clearly another bumblebum but in human(ish) form

[Runaway]

But you'd end more elevated with two bee back ends...

[Willy Nilly]

That's the point of the bumblebum bee, you bumblebum

[Runaway]

I am no bee expert.

[Doctor Cheery]

I am no bee expert.

In fact he's quite a newbee at these things.

[Runaway]

I can't bee-lieve you cracked such a bad joke.

[Doctor Cheery]

Two bee or could (be) newbee, that is the question.....

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I'm sure the fut fertile mind of Mr RunAway will be able to furnish some semblance of a joke from the above

Quote RunAway : I am no bee expert.
I wonder if you are also known as Nobby (no bee )

[Runaway]

Oh dear he's really flipped this time.

[Sir William]

[Doctor Cheery]

Oh dear he's really flipped this time.

False alarm! Sorry......

[Willy Nilly]

I can't bee-lieve you cracked such a bad joke.

Don't despair. He's only pollen your leg

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DYSWIDT?

[Runaway]

Bee-hive yourself!