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Features and improvements manufactured so far

Post by adminptot27 » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:32 pm

1. YouTube feature added. Just copy the whole Youtube video's URL into the text box. Easy peasy.

2. Breadcrumbs menu added to aid navigation. Just hover over "Board index" to see how it works.

3. A gazillion smileys added. :bounce:

4. New "spoiler" feature added, then modded to manufacture it w**k properly :doh: . Just click the little "eye" button above the text box.

5. Core files upgraded to latest version.

6. Several minor code changes to sundry modules to remove redundant code.

7. Database updated to latest version.

8. "Newsflash" box added to home page (currently referring to Mr Tree).

What other features would members like to see? :worried:

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Post by adminptot27 » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:59 pm

"Thanks" feature added, with a table of results viewable in the "Quick Links" menu just underneath the main forum logo.

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Post by adminptot27 » Tue Jul 18, 2017 2:16 pm

Avatar and member info moved to left.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 18, 2017 3:47 pm

Well done Mr Runaway. :clap: :clap: :clap:

You've done a wonderful job of the new forum (so far) :wink:

Wait till the Prizemaster sees this, you will surely be awarded a very especial banger indeed. :yes: :yes: :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:09 pm

Spoiler code modified to reduce huge space between "Spoiler" and "Show" button. Looks sensible now.

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Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:26 pm

Having juxtaposed loads of them, I've left the original files on the server for a day or so whilst we see how it all settles down and whether any issues arise. If all ok after that I'll delete them as part of good housekeeping.
Just waiting for Mr Tree to break it...

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Post by adminptot27 » Tue Jul 18, 2017 5:50 pm

I've removed the filename and count statistics that were showing beneath posted images. They were untidy.

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Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:42 am

Marvellous :clap:

So as a former admin myself on a small phpbb forum through a paid website hosting service, how quickly shall we expect to see our new website receive its first exceeded bandwidth account suspension for breach of fair utilise tos? :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:15 am

There's a very good reason why that won't happen. :yes:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:53 am

Last edited by Penis Nilly on Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:50 am, edited 1 time in total.
This is most unseemly in more ways than one :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:29 am

What is? And why? :hscratch:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:56 am

You'll discover out :tongue:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:00 pm

:o
Defences are in place. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:01 pm

Mr Nil*ly, are you the new Smileymaster?

If so, the :cantlook: Smiley needs mending. :yes:

I think you mended it before. :cripes:

Also, I've gott*en ideas for new Smileys which you will be able to easily manufacture. :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:07 pm

Yes it needs to be a transparent gif with the black outer removed, and a black line around the smiley to manufacture it look good.

When he's done that he can be recommended for promotion to Smileymaster.
I'm sure our wonderful Chairman will look kindly upon such a matter.
He might even give him a discount on the promotion fee. :bounce:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:09 pm

As the newly demoted unofficial smileymaster. As you may have of noticed I am more useless as usual :search:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:10 pm

Yes he can be new Smileymaster - A very coveted position. :bigthumbsup:

Instead of Will*y Nilly Slightly Silly. :snigger:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:13 pm

The potential new Smileymaster clearly doesn't know how many applications we have of received for that position. So many that it's not been easy to keep track of them. :redtape:

Mr W N should seize this offered opportunity with both hands, and show the world what he can do. :dance:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:19 pm

I expect this to be the case. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:21 pm

And if he does, he'll be arrested once more. :snigger:

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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:21 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:13 pm
Mr W N should seize this offered opportunity with both hands, and show the world what he can do. :dance:
Last time I did that I received community service :vconfused:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:25 pm

correct, so here's what we know so far.

Mr G had to "go away for a while". Suddenly.
He admits to less than savoury activity in public.
His favourite picture is of a toilet.
He seems reluctant to be in public view.
And he's out on licence with an ankle tag.

A perfect candidate, don't you think so, Sir W? :excited:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 5:59 pm

Yes. :yes:

AND he calls himself Penis. :o
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:10 pm

I think that last portion is the deciding factor.

Looks like he's IN! :clap:

:welcome: Mr W N (P N) (Gussetobed), or whatever your name is today. :wave:
► Show Spoiler
Or do I have of to do it? :grump:

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Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far

Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:38 pm

No because I"m away correct now until god knows when, so currently don't have of access to my smiley calibrating appliances, nor Mr. Potato Head.
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