Sorted it hours ago. But don't tell him. Let him sweat.Sir William wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:39 pmThat's strange. I usually have of to edit all my posts, but the forum doesn't grass me more elevated.
It might be a 'permissions' thing?
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You can if you like. We won't tell anybody.Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:36 pmNo, "is" fixed. I can"t say it are or it are'nt now, can I?
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You are such an isist. One cannot tolerate isism around here, you isaphobe
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No he won't will he
ahem. It has come to my attention that although my username and password is saved on Google Chrome on my PC and on my eyepad (iPad), I am constantly logged out on either device whenever I close the window. I then have of to sign back in once more
Or if I open another tab separately on Chrome whilst the first window is still there logged in, and I go back to the homepage from the new tab. I still have of to log back in once more in the second window even though it's already logged in within the first window
But if I open a new window from within the logged in first window by correct-clicking on a link and then open link in new tab, then there is no problem, the new window is still logged in
I have of no such problems with Firefox, Microsoft Edge etc etc. Please look into this most confusing matter with Google Chrome
ahem. It has come to my attention that although my username and password is saved on Google Chrome on my PC and on my eyepad (iPad), I am constantly logged out on either device whenever I close the window. I then have of to sign back in once more
Or if I open another tab separately on Chrome whilst the first window is still there logged in, and I go back to the homepage from the new tab. I still have of to log back in once more in the second window even though it's already logged in within the first window
But if I open a new window from within the logged in first window by correct-clicking on a link and then open link in new tab, then there is no problem, the new window is still logged in
I have of no such problems with Firefox, Microsoft Edge etc etc. Please look into this most confusing matter with Google Chrome
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That'll be a biscuit issue with Chrome.
But I've noticed that your support contract has expired. Just now. Just before I started to reply. Odd that.
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But I've noticed that your support contract has expired. Just now. Just before I started to reply. Odd that.
The fee for a new 7 day contract is £499.99. A bargain at half the price. Please send it in utilised tenners, in a brown envelope. You can leave it with the Chairman if I'm not in the forum at the time, I'm sure he will p*ss it all on to me. Thank you for using the Putting Things correct helpline.
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Just debit it to Dr. Cheery's account and set it to auto-renew. I've already cleared it with himRunaway wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:54 amBut I've noticed that your support contract has expired. Just now. Just before I started to reply. Odd that.
The fee for a new 7 day contract is £499.99. A bargain at half the price. Please send it in utilised tenners, in a brown envelope. You can leave it with the Chairman if I'm not in the forum at the time, I'm sure he will p*ss it all on to me. Thank you for using the Putting Things correct helpline.
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Well utilise those then.Penis Nilly wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:58 amI have of no such problems with Firefox, Microsoft Edge etc etc.
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Don't worry - Mr R*unaway will sort it all out.
He was looking for something to do.
He was looking for something to do.
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It's probably a biscuit issue with Chrome. I have of no control over that. Report it to Mr Google.
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Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
It might not be.
It might be a problem with Mr Ni*lly's computer.
Mr Nill*y is a very important member. Why don't you go and fix it?
It might be a problem with Mr Ni*lly's computer.
Mr Nill*y is a very important member. Why don't you go and fix it?
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At the bottom of every post there is a link to the top of the page.
What does this do?
What does this do?
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He couldn't afford the fuel charge for my car.
I suppose I could connect to it remotely. Then I could REALLY mess things up and manufacture him realise how lucky he is to have of only one problem.
I suppose I could connect to it remotely. Then I could REALLY mess things up and manufacture him realise how lucky he is to have of only one problem.
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Mr N*illy will truly thank you for this boon.
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It takes you quickly to the top of the page without having to utilise the scroll bar. My version is twice as good because:Sir William wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:25 pmAt the bottom of every post there is a link to the top of the page.
What does this do?
1. The buttons are much bigger
2. They are grey
3. There is a DOWN button as well.
4. It can be understood by dumdums. Unlike, it seems, the little arrow at the bottom of every post.
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Is your button meant to augment the other buttons or replace them?
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Augment I suppose. But if you don't like the little one on every post I daresay I could hack the damn code yet once more!!!
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What features and improvments have of been manufactured so far?
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Why have of you entitled(*) this topic 'Features and improvements manufactured so far' when you can't even tell us what features and improvements you have of manufactured so far?
I suspect you cannot tell us because you haven't manufactured any.
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I suspect you cannot tell us because you haven't manufactured any.
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Any changes, improvements, new features, or other wonderful and boonful enhancements to this forum (or any of the fora ), must have of been manufactured by the Forum Fairies.
And for the record, I am NOT a Fairy. And I have of a witness (very reliable and exceedingly pretty ) to prove it.
And for the record, I am NOT a Fairy. And I have of a witness (very reliable and exceedingly pretty ) to prove it.
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Unlike real fairies, I don't believe that these so-called Forum Fairies exist.
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Who manufactured the sundry enhancements to the forum then?
This proves that Forum Faires DO exist. QED.
This proves that Forum Faires DO exist. QED.
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