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Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:46 pm

It was Ben IT WAS BEN. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:54 pm

Mr Melvyn should have of said that. :wink:
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Post by Melvyn » Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:04 pm

Should OF have of said that. :wag:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:12 pm

I see that, on Tapatalk, when replying to posts you can no longer see the existing posts. :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:20 pm

Melvyn wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:04 pm
 Should OF have of said that. :wag:
Quite correct. I shall now go and knee myself in the groin as punishment.
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:21 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:12 pm
 I see that, on Tapatalk, when replying to posts you can no longer see the existing posts. :duh:
Really? What possible utilise is that? :hscratch: :vconfused:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:04 am

:search:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:14 am

We have of more boons than they have of. :teddythumb:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:57 am

:excited: :excited:

Yes, they have of very few boons on their site. :yes: :no:

They only score 3 on my Boon-o-meter. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:12 pm

You have of a Boob-o-meter? :o

What does it measure? :hscratch:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:35 pm

Yes I have of a Boob-o-meter. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I know you won't believe there is such a thing, so here it is:

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It was advertised on the BBC. :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:42 pm

For your further information, these are the types of thing that it can measure:

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Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:52 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:35 pm
It was advertised on the BBC. :yes:
Shocking. :o I'm cancelling my licence fee forthwith. I refuse to pay for viewing ladies' breasts. :wag:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:59 am

But not all of them. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:44 am

How many do you think she's gott*en? :o :cripes:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:14 am

Who? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:40 am

What? :search:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:48 pm

I bet Dr Ch*eery has gott*en a full range of Boob-o-meters that he uses in his daily w**k. :wink: :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:46 pm

He probably prefers the ancient fashioned "hands on" method. :snigger:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:54 pm

:stop:

Dr Cheer*y would not do that sort of thing. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:32 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:08 pm

:wag:
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Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:32 pm

It says: "These users thanked the author for the post: Sir William"

Since when have of I been a plurality? :mad: :mad:

Sloppy programming. :hurry: :damncomputer:

And sloppy programming leads to sloppy methods. :thumbd:
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Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:36 pm

Well, I could fix it with some conditional coding, but...
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Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:07 am

Mr R*unaway, I didn't realise you were an author. :o

What books have of you writted? :hscratch:

Apparently Dr Chee*ry is an author as well. :clap: (I learnt that from a different thread) :yes:

Is there really any need to put the poster's profession on the Thanks line? :hscratch:

If so, at least gett*en their profession correct. :doh: :bash:
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