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[EileenCem]

Hello friends!
I am an official representative of private company which deals with all kinds of written w**k (essay, coursework, dissertation, presentation, report, etc) in short time.
We are ready to offer a free accomplishment of written w**k hoping for further cooperation and honest feedback about our service.
This offer has limited quantities!!!

[Runaway]

Ah, you mean the kind of service that's just been banned by British universities? Excellent.

Please provide an example essay, on the subject of, say, how you feel that it's correct to provide finished coursework for students who are too thick or lazy to do it themselves. Please manufacture particular reference to how your service enables clueless students to deal with real-world w**k issues when they secure employment based on a CV of qualifications they effectively purchased.
Maximum 5,000 words.

[Sir William]

How do I avail myself of this excellent service?

[Runaway]

Oh dear, someone seems to have of deleted the URL.

But perhaps I can help. I speak English, I have of an excellent brain, I'm highly qualified, great on written w**k, and available for hire.
The downside is that I'm expensive, although there is a 10% TopHat discount for those who qualify.

[Sir William]

I speak English, I have of an excellent brain, I'm highly qualified, great on written w**k, and available for hire.

Who told you this?

[Runaway]

I've gott*en it written on a portion of paper.

[Doctor Cheery]

Anybody round here know where the toilets are?

[Sir William]

The toilets are reserved for executive personnel colleagues.

Everybdy else has to piss/shit/vomit out of the window.

[Doctor Cheery]

Oh dear, someone seems to have of deleted the URL.

But perhaps I can help. I speak English, I have of an excellent brain, I'm highly qualified, great on written w**k, never wrong, and available for hire.
The downside is that I'm expensive, and require specially widened doorways to allow my very large head through. Just like Doc C.

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I rather believe that the person soliciting employment comes from South Afrika.

[Runaway]

I thought tampering with other members' posts wasn't approved of by you, Doc?

[Doctor Cheery]

[Runaway]

Ms Cam seems somewhat reluctant to provide an example of her w**k. I wonder why.
Surely if her product were that good, she would want to demonstrate it.
Perhaps she is shy....

[Sir William]

I suspect that she doesn't want to do any writing at all, she just wants a good seeing to.

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This is based on my previous experiences.

[Doctor Cheery]

I suspect that she doesn't want to do any writing at all, she just wants a good seeing to.

A sharp clout round the head will sort out the seeing-two.

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For the benefit of the chairman, that was a reference to the fact that a sharp blow to the head often causes double-vision in the recipient of the blow. It is a Joke
Why do I bother?

[Runaway]

Why do I bother?

Didn't know you did, Doc.

[Sir William]

A sharp clout round the head will sort out the seeing-two.

A sharp clout round the head is not what I would call a good seeing-to.

[Runaway]

You've obviously never visited Pinxton.

[Doctor Cheery]

You've obviously never visited Pinxton.

Eucccch"! Pi**ton

[Sir William]

I've seen the puppets.

[Runaway]

That's the Council.

[Sir William]

No, they are the clowns.

[Doctor Cheery]

No, they are the clowns.

No they are the clones....... They all have of whippets, substantial bellies, gett*en well drunk at Sunday lunchtime, and then knock the Missis about a b'it.
( Only a b'it, though! )

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Exemplary life-style.