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Oh no. First banana's and now sausage's

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Oh no. First banana's and now sausage's

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:52 am

I have of just learned that sausage's are also going to be extinct in 10-20 years time. :yikes:

The sausage we know and love is manually cultivated and is not a natural product. :no:

:read: bangers can only be manufactured from other sausage's, or from banana's. This means that the banana and the sausage will both eventually succumb to disease and die out. :thumbd: :cry:

What are we going to do? :cripes: :terrified:

PS: In the meantime do not plant your sausage tree in the sunlight, as the sausage's don't like it. :no: :wag:
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Re: Oh no. First banana's and now sausage's

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:58 am

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Re: Oh no. First banana's and now sausage's

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:06 am

:search: :vconfused:
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Re: Oh no. First banana's and now sausage's

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:09 am

It's a sausage tree. Grows in Africa. Kigelia africana to be precise.
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Re: Oh no. First banana's and now sausage's

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:27 am

Loks more like a penis tree. :o
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Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:32 am

That's it - bring it down to Mr Nilly's level. :roll: :duh: :cantlook:
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Re: Oh no. First banana's and now sausage's

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:41 am

Runaway wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:32 am
 That's it - bring it down to Mr Nilly's level. :roll: :duh: :cantlook:
:tant: :tant: What ? so that he can scrump from it without the obligatory tradtional risk of falling and breaking a limb... :terrified: :terrified:
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Re: Oh no. First banana's and now sausage's

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:42 am

Why do I bother... :duh:
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Re: Oh no. First banana's and now sausage's

Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:40 pm

I didn't know you did. :wink:
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Re: Oh no. First banana's and now sausage's

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:12 pm

:yes: :yes: Quite so, Sir William. I must concur with your observtion regarding MrRunAway's failure to bother. :yes: :yes:



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