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Manometer

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:57 am

I thought a Manometer was for measuring penis len*gth. :yes:

I've just bought one and it turns out to be a silly tube that you blow down.

HOE (How on Earth) am I going to measure the len*gth of my male penetrative organ with this thing. :hurry:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:04 am

Sir William wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:57 am
I thought a Manometer was for measuring penis len*gth. :yes:

I've just bought one and it turns out to be a silly tube that you blow down.
You bought a penis? :o

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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:12 am

:?
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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 20, 2017 1:06 pm

:spam:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:10 am

I finally managed to gett*en hold of a proper Manometer. :excited:

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Re: Manometer

Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:17 am

You've been reading it from the wrong end.

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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:10 am

You call this customer service?? :hurry:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:38 am

I know where you can receive counselling for this deficiency of yours, in case you decide to gett*en help. :snigger:

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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:18 am

From where can I gett*en counselling if I don't decide to gett*en help? :hscratch:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:38 am

One of Radio 4's silly phone-ins. :roll:

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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:49 pm

Who is online? :hscratch:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:47 pm

Not me. :hscratch:

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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:56 pm

Oh yes you are. :wink:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:33 pm

You're not.

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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:09 pm

Oh yes I am. :wink:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:15 pm

Now we BOTH are. :bounce:

This is fun!!! :yabba:

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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:27 pm

Oh no it's not. :mad: :bash:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:30 pm

Chill out, dude. :excited:
Keep as cool as you can. :yes:
Face piles of trials with smiles. And keep on thinking free. :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:36 pm

:cantlook: :imnew:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:37 pm

Why is there now a black line around the Can't Look smiley? :hscratch:

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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:41 pm

Mr Nil*ly said that it's just a temporary expedient until he can do a proper job. :yes:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:42 pm

But he didn't do it. Doctor Cheery did when I wasn't looking! :clap:

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Re: Manometer

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:03 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Manometer

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:07 pm

Ask him. :yes:

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