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Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:21 am

I urgently need to urgently dispose of a Rolls Royce Belveder*e Limousine. :terrified:

When I acquired it nobody told me it was a motor car for raving homosexuals. :mad: :mad:

'We Buy Any Car' won't touch it, never mind buy it. :thumbd: :thumbd:

It is in perfect condition, apart from the back door being a portion loose. :yes:

Somebody please come and collect it and dispose of it as soon as possible. :tant:

It can be collected from my garage on Balvedere Avenue.
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Runaway » Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:06 pm

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I'm not at all surprised that no one wants it...
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Doctor Cheery » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:08 pm

:magnify: A most attention-grabbing and unusual colour scheme.......Most "individual" indeed! Just the car for the ambitious idiot young enterpruner :bounce:
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Sir William » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:06 pm

Hmmm - Nice paint job. :yes: :excited:
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:34 am

:hscratch: What kind of money are you willing to pay to have of it taken away?
:search: I only want it for the spotlamps, anyway.
:tant: The Bel*vedere was a notoriously poor model. (As was the Belvederé) :bash:

:magnify: It speaks volumes about your status, judgment, and taste (lack of) that you purchased such an excressence. :yuck:

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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Sir William » Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:18 pm

My butler (now ex-butler) asked me to buy it. :mad:

The spot lamps would be no good to you because they are fog lamps. :duh:
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:38 am

Sir William wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:18 pm

The spot lamps would be no good to you because they are fog lamps. :duh:
:excited: :excited: :excited: We have of very spotty fog in this part of the c*untry, so they will still be suitable.. :bigthumbsup:

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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:36 am

:announce:

Sorry - My motor car storage garage is on Balvedere Boule*vard, not Balvedere Avenue. :oops:

No wonder I haven't received any offers yet. :duh:
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:39 pm

:wag: You do not look, Mr Chaiman, I offered to REMOVE your mechanical excressence for a minimal fee about three posts ago. :?
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:01 pm

You wanted me to pay you. :mad: :mad: :wag:

What do you think I am? :hurry:
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:31 pm

Sir William wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:01 pm
What do you think I am? :hurry:
We were hoping you'd tell us.

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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:08 pm

:magnify:
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:46 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :bounce:

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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:49 pm

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Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:25 pm

:teddythumb:
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:10 am

Rolls Royce, paintings of the Outback, and a scantily clad lady. What more could a man ask? :excited:

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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:50 am

Two scantily-clad ladies? :wink:
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:56 am

:snigger: :excited: :bounce: :clap:
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Doctor Cheery » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:20 am

:wag: :wag: One scantily clad lady. - Dont be greedy :wag:
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:clap: :clap: :clap: Regarding the pic., well done that man!! :bigthumbsup:

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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:58 am

But two heads are better than one. :wink:
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:05 am

:o

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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Sir William » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:45 pm

Is that the Be*lvedere De-Luxe? :thumbd:

Funny place to put the wheels. :hscratch:
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:04 am

Sir William wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:45 pm
Is that the Be*lvedere De-Luxe? :thumbd:
:tant: De-Luxe? De-Luxe? :magnify: I thought all Rolles-Roycses were supposed to be "De-Luxe" :duh: :duh:
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:terrified: The Bel*vedere De-Luxe is immediately recogniseable by the buit-in sick-bag dispenser.
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:14 am

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:04 am
:tant: De-Luxe? De-Luxe? :magnify: I thought all Rolles-Roycses were supposed to be "De-Luxe" :duh: :duh:
Yes but the Belve*dere De-Luxe Limousine took 'De-Luxe' to a previously unheard-of level. :yes:

It had a heated leather-covered steering wheel and a brake pedal. :clap:
[nonspoil] :hscratch: As I understand it, the snobby British believe that shewing how much money you can waste on an unnecessarily expensive and inefficient motorcar is considered a measure of how much esteem you should be accorded. :duh: :roll: [/nonspoil]
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