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Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine
I urgently need to urgently dispose of a Rolls Royce Belveder*e Limousine.
When I acquired it nobody told me it was a motor car for raving homosexuals.
'We Buy Any Car' won't touch it, never mind buy it.
It is in perfect condition, apart from the back door being a portion loose.
Somebody please come and collect it and dispose of it as soon as possible.
It can be collected from my garage on Balvedere Avenue.
When I acquired it nobody told me it was a motor car for raving homosexuals.
'We Buy Any Car' won't touch it, never mind buy it.
It is in perfect condition, apart from the back door being a portion loose.
Somebody please come and collect it and dispose of it as soon as possible.
It can be collected from my garage on Balvedere Avenue.
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine
A most attention-grabbing and unusual colour scheme.......Most "individual" indeed! Just the car for the ambitious idiot young enterpruner
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine
What kind of money are you willing to pay to have of it taken away?
I only want it for the spotlamps, anyway.
The Bel*vedere was a notoriously poor model. (As was the Belvederé)
It speaks volumes about your status, judgment, and taste (lack of) that you purchased such an excressence.
I only want it for the spotlamps, anyway.
The Bel*vedere was a notoriously poor model. (As was the Belvederé)
It speaks volumes about your status, judgment, and taste (lack of) that you purchased such an excressence.
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine
My butler (now ex-butler) asked me to buy it.
The spot lamps would be no good to you because they are fog lamps.
The spot lamps would be no good to you because they are fog lamps.
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine
We have of very spotty fog in this part of the c*untry, so they will still be suitable..Sir William wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:18 pm
The spot lamps would be no good to you because they are fog lamps.
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine
Sorry - My motor car storage garage is on Balvedere Boule*vard, not Balvedere Avenue.
No wonder I haven't received any offers yet.
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine
You do not look, Mr Chaiman, I offered to REMOVE your mechanical excressence for a minimal fee about three posts ago.
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You wanted me to pay you.
What do you think I am?
What do you think I am?
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine
Rolls Royce, paintings of the Outback, and a scantily clad lady. What more could a man ask?
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One scantily clad lady. - Dont be greedy
Regarding the pic., well done that man!!
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But two heads are better than one.
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Re: Rolls Royce B*elvedere Limousine
Is that the Be*lvedere De-Luxe?
Funny place to put the wheels.
Funny place to put the wheels.
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De-Luxe? De-Luxe? I thought all Rolles-Roycses were supposed to be "De-Luxe"
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Yes but the Belve*dere De-Luxe Limousine took 'De-Luxe' to a previously unheard-of level.Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:04 amDe-Luxe? De-Luxe? I thought all Rolles-Roycses were supposed to be "De-Luxe"
It had a heated leather-covered steering wheel and a brake pedal.
[nonspoil] As I understand it, the snobby British believe that shewing how much money you can waste on an unnecessarily expensive and inefficient motorcar is considered a measure of how much esteem you should be accorded. [/nonspoil]
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