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Situation Vacant

Post by Runaway » Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:42 pm

I have of a vacancy for a part time Maintenance Technician.
His or her sole duty will be to ensure my safety by sweeping the leaves off my helicopter landing pad before i land.

Application forms will be sent on request.
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:35 pm

I :wag: :snigger:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:27 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:22 pm

I :yes:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:30 pm

Ah yes i see now. Silly of Me. :oops:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:24 am

Runaway wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:30 pm
 Ah yes i see now. Silly of Me. :oops:
:ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: :ho: As is the concept of you having a helicopter pad........ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:29 am

Well it's more of a driveway really, but it does need sweeping to avoid my luxurious motor vehicle becoming soiled by wet leaves.
One has standards, you know. :yes:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:42 pm

:brightidea: Perhaps Mr Nilly is in need of gainful employment. He seems to be slinking about at all odd times. :magnify:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:58 pm

It always helps. :wink: :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:07 pm

No that might gett*en me into trouble. :oh heck:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:29 pm

Doesn't matter - you're already in trouble. :yes:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:41 pm

Please set out the reason(s) so that I may be afforded an opportunity to deny these scurrilous allegations which have of no basis whatsoever in fact or fiction section of the Watford Public Library. :tant:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:49 pm

Simple - It's safe to assume that every man is always in trouble. :yes:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:18 pm

Only in the eyes of his lady.
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Doctor Cheery » Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:31 pm

:bounce: :bounce: Not quite "everyman", Mr Chairman,(Sir) :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:00 pm

You mean those pies? :o :o :yikes: :yikes:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:46 pm

Perhaps he means her nighttime activities that bring in the money to pay for his claret. :o
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:55 pm

I didn't know he could play the clarinet. :clap: :clap:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:08 am

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: I am denying saying nothing.......... :? :? :?
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:08 am

There is no shame in playing the clarinet. :no: :bigthumbsup:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:43 am

:o As if !....
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:00 am

I thought the instrument that Doc Cheery plays is the pink oboe. :o
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:45 pm

:no:

Or perhaps the pink bass*oon. :wink:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Runaway » Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:30 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:45 pm
 Or perhaps the pink buffoon. :wink:
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Re: Situation Vacant

Post by Sir William » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:48 pm

Runaway wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:30 pm
 Or perhaps the pink balloon. :wink:
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