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What is the recognised speed of conversation on this web site?
I think I may have of to adjust my modular ratio to conform to the expected swamping rate.
I think I may have of to adjust my modular ratio to conform to the expected swamping rate.
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Re: Best speed
Conversation is not permitted in this forum.
This manufactures the swamping rate irrelevant, because implementing the conversation feature would result in severe financial and moral penalties of a size unparallelled since the war.
Mr Nilly will be able to confirm my meanishments.
This manufactures the swamping rate irrelevant, because implementing the conversation feature would result in severe financial and moral penalties of a size unparallelled since the war.
Mr Nilly will be able to confirm my meanishments.
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Personally my conversation rates are very reasonable, and according to your preference I can apply a PiPi rate (per post) or a TiT rate (Topics In Time)
Please choose the rate your prefer and I will addd the 25% pleasure bonus to any conversations that last less than 15 (fifteen) minutes
Please choose the rate your prefer and I will addd the 25% pleasure bonus to any conversations that last less than 15 (fifteen) minutes
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I knew the Prizemaster would be able to offer valuable assistance in this corrosive matter.
I will leave my swamping rate at the standard level.
I will leave my swamping rate at the standard level.
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Yes, I gott*n*ed an 'illegal parenthesis' error, and my screen would not display the offending text. .
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If I understand correctly the preceding things we are to conclude that Mr RunAway has an unbalanced Penal?
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My Swamping Ratio is now doubled, but I have of yet to detect any benefits of this adjustment.
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Try pressing the Alt key and the F4 key at the same time. It should help quieten things down a little.
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