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Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:03 pm

What is the recognised speed of conversation on this web site?

I think I may have of to adjust my modular ratio to conform to the expected swamping rate.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:10 pm

Conversation is not permitted in this forum.

This manufactures the swamping rate irrelevant, because implementing the conversation feature would result in severe financial and moral penalties of a size unparallelled since the war.

Mr Nilly will be able to confirm my meanishments.

Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:33 pm

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:37 pm

Thank you to the honourable member.

Prizemaster · Post by **Prizemaster** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:38 pm

Personally my conversation rates are very reasonable, and according to your preference I can apply a PiPi rate (per post) or a TiT rate (Topics In Time)

Please choose the rate your prefer and I will addd the 25% pleasure bonus to any conversations that last less than 15 (fifteen) minutes

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:44 pm

May I please order a matching pair of Topics In Time?

Prizemaster · Post by **Prizemaster** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:47 pm

What size cup? (or are you a mug)

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:04 pm

I knew the Prizemaster would be able to offer valuable assistance in this corrosive matter.

I will leave my swamping rate at the standard level.

Prizemaster · Post by **Prizemaster** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:26 pm

Standard tarrifs apply (unless you are wearing braces (or invisible support straps)

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:29 pm

Your parentheses were unbalanced. You need this: )

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:21 pm

Yes, I gott*n*ed an 'illegal parenthesis' error, and my screen would not display the offending text.

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Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:24 pm

You will receive a penalty notice in the post. Please pay it promptly.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:27 pm

I refuse to be penalised.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 11:31 pm

You're a bloke. Live with it.

Willy Nilly · Post by **Willy Nilly** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 12:21 am

What is all this unseemly penisilising talk?

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 12:20 pm

There is no such thing as that sort of talk.

Prizemaster · Post by **Prizemaster** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:56 pm

If I understand correctly the preceding things we are to conclude that Mr RunAway has an unbalanced Penal?

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:42 pm

The only thing unbalanced around here is....no....don't tempt me.

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 11:30 pm

My Swamping Ratio is now doubled, but I have of yet to detect any benefits of this adjustment.

Runaway · Post by **Runaway** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 12:00 am

Try pressing the Alt key and the F4 key at the same time. It should help quieten things down a little.

Prizemaster · Post by **Prizemaster** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:27 am

Ot has rather a peculiar effect on my rs232 link

Sir William · Post by **Sir William** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:38 am

That's because you're wearing it back-to-front.

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