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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:34 am

Please do not imagine anything else in a dream. :wag:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:23 pm

All Dr. Cheery's dreams belong in the sexual pleasures forum, it says so correct here in the members contract :redtape:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:31 pm

Mr W Nilly is clearly changing things to gett*en other members into trouble. That is not allowed. :wag:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:45 pm

http://portion.ly/2vSlnJ1

Clearly now a certain category has taken us down an unseemly low brow avenue which even lonely middle-aged man-child geeks discover questionable :?

This is all the chairman's fault :cantlook:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:08 pm

More worringly, why do you like C64's? :cantlook:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:47 pm

Because they are more powerful than B52's :hurry:

More to the point. Why are you still slave to the samey expensive modern freemium bloatware soulless franchises where the main juxtapose to the last sequel is the year at the end of the title? :hscratch: :tongue:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:53 pm

:?
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:12 pm

Penis Nilly wrote:
Sat Aug 19, 2017 6:47 pm
Why are you still slave to the samey expensive modern freemium bloatware soulless franchises where the main juxtapose to the last sequel is the year at the end of the title?
I'm not. I don't play games. People who cross me soon discover that out. :shock:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:22 pm

Stop playing games :wag:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:07 pm

Hey you two :wag:

This topic is supposed to be encouraging members to join. It's not for you two to argue amongst yourselves and scare them away. :hurry: :stop:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:08 pm

If you enjoy our style of wit, humour, insults and of course our wide range of emojis, why not join as a member?
It takes about a minute, that's all.

And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portions, and fail to manufacture you laugh out loud in an uncontrollable fashion). :excited:

All are welcome, especially if you are a little portion odd, or are tired of life's humdrum daily chores, or you enjoy manipulating words and phrases to tease and confuse the other members, or if you just want to discuss the philosophical implications of Proust's alleged marriage to his three-legged dog (forum phone-in on that subject coming soon).

Just click here: Join the Forum

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:10 pm

Sir William wrote:
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But you forgot to mention all the Bumper Prizes we give out to new members :duh:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:21 pm

But of course. The bumper prizes. Yes. Of course.
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:40 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:08 pm
If you enjoy our style of wit, humour, insults and of course our wide range of emojis, why not join as a member?
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Just click here: Join the Forum
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:47 pm

:announce:
Are you a slightly mad lunatic who knits with only one needle? :excited:

Do you enjoy the precarious art of putting things on top of other things? :thumbu:

If you're not quite the full shilling, a total looney who is diversely well articulated in improvised pythonesque irreverence and looking for somewhere to impose your misplaced sense of superior knowledge onto others Image then look no further and join today for a chance to win plenty of prizes (subject to availability) :ho:

Picture link for clever people :smartarse:
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Simple link for simpletons :hscratch:
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We also have of our very own resident doctor (or at least he thinks he's one) :search:

PS. No riff-raffs :wag:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:48 pm

It's called marketing, which I've been doing much of the day.

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:16 pm

At least Mr Runa*direction is doing his official job, which is more than can be said for you, Mr non-useful Smileymaster. :hurry: :wag:

It's about time you gott*en off your ar*se and manufactured us some much-requested Smileys. :bash: :bash: :bash: :hurry:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:24 pm

In fairness Mr Nilly did put a portion in one of the forums he attends. :thumbu: it all helps.

But what I don't understand is why he feels the need to be part of ANY forum other than this one. :hscratch: :search:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:45 pm

:search:

As for smilies. All I have of is my apple eyepad these days which is about as useful as making smileys on as the glass hammer and rubber nails utilised to manufacture this place :search:

So as the job description says, I'm just continuing to do what I'm not paid to do which is to be non-useful, and I do it rather well :rasp:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:20 am

Runaway wrote:
Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:24 pm
But what I don't understand is why he feels the need to be part of ANY forum other than this one. :hscratch: :search:
It doesn't manufacture any sense. :search:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:43 pm

Welcome to our new member - SvetSenDS.

Let us see if he/she can win a banger. :clap:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:45 pm

Hmmm..... :no:

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:46 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:46 pm

Are the first few posts still moderated?

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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:48 pm

Yes, but I haven't sorted out the Permissions yet. :oops:

I didn't think there was any point. :snigger:
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