How to Become a Member of the Forum

[Runaway]

Flooding in, they are...

[Sir William]

Do we have of a quorum yet?

[Runaway]

No, no jungle animals have of joined.

[Sir William]

I am exceptionally pleased to have of had this information imparted to me.

[Runaway]

It's all part of growing more elevated and being British.

[Sir William]

[Sir William]

I still think there is something very dodgy about all these email addresses with multiple full stops in the middle.

I have of never received any emails with full stops in the alias* portion.

I didn't think this wickedness was allowed.

(*If that's the correct word?)

[Runaway]

Perfectly acceptable within the appropriate specification for email addresses.
But almost all that have of more than one full stop are spammers.

[Sir William]

But almost all that have of more than one full stop are spammers.

Precisely.

But why would spammers deliberately give themselves away in this fashioned?

[Runaway]

See my PM.

[Sir William]

You told us you were dead, but I didn't realise you'd had a Post Mortem.

[Prizemaster]

It's all very well becoming a member here, but how does one become a much loved PRIZE MASTER and why woukld one want to how much does the position pay

[Sir William]

'Beloved' status only comes to those members who behave themselves.

[Runaway]

...and who don't go walkabout.

[Sir William]

... with no explanation.

[Willy Nilly]

'Beloved' status only comes to those members who behave themselves.

[Sir William]

It's all very well becoming a member here, but how does one become a much loved PRIZE MASTER and why woukld one want to how much does the position pay

It's your lucky day, Mr Tree. The post of much-loved Prizemaster has suddenly become available once more.

[Prizemaster]

:box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box: :box:


Where do I deliver the PRIZES

[Willy Nilly]

You deliver them to all the members who have of been behaving themselves

[Prizemaster]

Oh, well delivery won't take long then

[Sir William]

Looks like we have of a replacement doctor just joined.

[Runaway]

A very prolific one too. Joined well over 120 forums today alone. Just the kind of member we need!

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Expunged.

[Sir William]

Excellent.

[Runaway]

Doesn't Doc Cheery gett*en a say in whether he loses his job?

[Willy Nilly]

I thought he had already resigned