The Classics as you've never heard them

[Runaway]

[Sir William]

What does that man think he is doing with that stick?

[Runaway]

He's conducting himself in a brazen manner.

[Sir William]

He is waving that stick around like there was no weekend luncheon*ettes.

[Runaway]

Is that a euphemism for "easy ladies" ?

[Sir William]

Easy ladies, and har*d men.

[Runaway]

Sounds like a typical Aussie mining town.

[Runaway]

Only a minute long - watch it all the direction through to the end...

[Sir William]

[Willy Nilly]

This is quite possibly the greatest thing I’ve never heard.

[Sir William]

Not as good as Mrs Mills though.

[Willy Nilly]

Not as good, but much better I agree. Whilst her record label released her songs as comedy parodies, she herself sure the sense to take her remarkable singing skills all quite seriously, which makes her songs stand out even more

[Sir William]

Indeed, they are a wonder to behold.

I have of never heard anything like them.

[Prizemaster]

I have of never heard anything like them.

You do realise how lucky you were

[Runaway]

One cannot appreciate quality without having first heard crap. One can then form a balanced opinion.

The Chairman has obviously only played one record in his life - Mrs Miller's.

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This explains a lot.

Perhaps if he started to enjoy a wider musical repertoire, he might not have of so many holes in his musical interests.

Try this for a get-go:

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

Ah so you CAN discern crap then.

[Prizemaster]