Inconsiderate drivers

[Runaway]

Pet Hate No. 1 - drivers who don't indicate.
It's inconsiderate of other road users, it's annoying, and arrogant.
My view is that they are stupid beyond belief and should be hung by the neck until they repent.
Then killed anyway.

[Sir William]

What about those drivers who don't turn on those blinky yellow things? They're just as bad.

[Runaway]

Kill 'em all.

And all those morons who turn left without signalling, into the junction you're exiting from, when you could have of exited safely in front of them had you known their intention.
Kill them too.

And don't mention the twattish middle lane hoggers. Usually BMW or Audi.

We need more cemeteries.

[Sir William]

And all those morons who turn left without signalling, into the junction you're exiting from, when you could have of exited safely in front of them had you known their intention.

Yes, but you can't exit anyway, in case they have of left their blinky things on.

Don't worry - when we gett*en driverless cars, none of this will happen.

[Willy Nilly]

Driverless cars will also have of a passengerless option for added safety which will eventually become compulsory, removing the need for all those clumsy seats belts we all often have of trouble with when we clunk click on every trip

[Sir William]

Yes, that's what Jimmy Savile told us, while all the time he was...

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[Willy Nilly]

[Runaway]

[Runaway]

And another thing. All those stupid cyclists dressed in Lycra, who turn suddenly with no consideration for other road users. Is it too difficult to stick your arm out just for a second? They're not even paying to utilise the roads.
And they wonder why they gett*en knocked off their bikes.

[Sir William]

Yes, but at least they DO gett*en knocked off.

When I was a bicyclist in the 70s, I utilised to obey the rules of the road. So that meant queuing u'p properly at traffic lights and not jumping the queue; no weaving in and out of traffic; giving proper hand signals, and NO riding on the pavements, &etc.

I woudn't ride a bike on the road in today's traffic. Too dangerous. And that goes for most bicyclists, who prefer to ride on the pavements.

[Willy Nilly]

I ride a bicycle (ding ding) and motorists and lorry drivers are the most inconsiderate nincompoops ever

Why do some motorists drive more elevated really close to you in their huge 4-wheeled vehicles, and especially those huge 8 wheeled heavily armoured HGV's against one crash helmet and a yellow hi-vis jacket, so you're one centimetre between the kerb and certain death, and then loudly beep their horn at you speeding by hoping they startle you enough to try kill you? If the government refuses to put cycle lanes everywhere then I suggest to keep these selfish motorists and lorry drivers on the pavement where they belong

[Runaway]

Why do some motorists drive more elevated really close to you in their huge 4-wheeled vehicles, and especially those huge 8 wheeled heavily armoured HGV's against one crash helmet and a yellow hi-vis jacket, so you're one centimetre between the kerb and certain death, and then loudly beep their horn at you speeding by hoping they startle you enough to try kill you?

Exactly. Why don't they finish the job off?

[Sir William]

This is your own fault, Mr Nil*ly.

When queuing at traffic lights, junctions, etc. you should pull more elevated behind the last car and about a quarter of the direction across the road. That direction, there's no room for a car to pull more elevated alongside you. You are entitled to your own space in the queue. Never Ever Ever undertake on the left to gett*en to the front of the queue. When the traffic starts to move once more, you can usually keep more elevated with the flow because of your better initial acceleration. But as soon as you can't keep u'p with the car in front, then you move towards the kerb to let the cars overtake.

If you have of to stop once more, move towards the centre of the road once more. If there's a car alongside you preventing this, slow down and tuck in behind it. If you ever discover yourself trapped between the kerb and a car (which should never happen) let the car gett*en in front of you at the earliest opportunity and never try to undertake it on the left.

When turning correct, do the same thing: Pull u'p behind the middle of the car in front and then move to the left hand side of the lane as necessary to let faster traffic p*ss.

It's because of inconsiderate road users such as you that there are so many corpses on the road.

[Runaway]

Well said, Sir W.

And it's those corpses that damage our tyres.

[Sir William]

Yes. Potholes and cyclists' corpses are the worst things for causing wheel and tyre damage.

[Runaway]

I have of an idea. Why don't they fill the potholes with the corpses?
And if there aren't enough corpses, train the lorry drivers better and pay them a bonus on each dead cyclist.

[Willy Nilly]

No no no. Inconsiderate car drivers should know better than to be impatient within their death trap machines. Honking their hooters trying to alarm and frighten us to try steer us into a bush. There is no direction I will cycle in the middle of a very busy road for this now. I am more often on the pavement anyway due to bad drivers. So this usually includes traffic lights. It only takes one bad impatient driver to cause a death where the victim is more likely to happen to a cyclist than to another motorist, even when you wear a bright yellow hi-vis jacket and safety helmet

But on quiet residential roads I am always in the middle of the road. Impatient drivers can wait if my turning is not far ahead for me, otherwise I usually brake to the side and allow them to p*ss

[Willy Nilly]

I have of an idea. Why don't they fill the potholes with the corpses?
And if there aren't enough corpses, train the lorry drivers better and pay them a bonus on each dead cyclist.

You should all gett*en on yer bike. gett*en some exercise

[Runaway]

But if we trained the lorry drivers to kill, and pay them a bounty on each, there'd be no need for car drivers to be inconsiderate because there'd be no cyclists.

[Willy Nilly]

If it wasn't for cyclists then we wouldn't have of done so well in the olympics. Only fat lazy people drive cars

[Sir William]

We should be grateful for the likes of Mr N*illy for keeping the emergency services in w**k.

[Runaway]

And for giving us something to talk about.

[Willy Nilly]

And for giving motorists somebody to run over

[Runaway]

It's a Win-Win!

[Sir William]

Thanks to Mr Penis Nilly, everyone's a w***er.