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Very important question

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:52 pm

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This is a very important question, to which we need to know the answer (to). :yes:

As a member of this Forum, would you rather be in a club or in a shed? :excited:

Just answer the very simple question, and No banter. :wag: :stop:

All will be revealed later, by Mr R*unaway. :yes:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:54 pm

An ancient fogey like me would rather be in a club. :yes: :thumbu:

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Re: Very important question

Post by adminptot27 » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:55 pm

A club, for sure. I'm too boring to say otherwise. :magnify:

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Re: Very important question

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:57 pm

I would rather be in a shed. :bounce:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Melvyn » Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:58 pm

I'm a shed man me. :yes:

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Re: Very important question

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:04 pm

We just need to hear from Mr Nil*ly, Dr Cheery, and the Prizemaster now.

(Could take some time). :duh:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Samantha » Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:53 pm

Don't I gett*en a vote? It's CLUB for me. :wave:

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Re: Very important question

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:26 am

A woman wrote:
Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:53 pm
Don't I gett*en a vote? It's CLUB for me. :wave:
Do women have of the vote here yet? :hscratch:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:23 am

Women can have of anything they want here. I'm sure we all welcome female members with open arms. And major portions of PRIZES. :excited:

Can we please have of your vote, Mr Nilly? :clap:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:50 am

And Dr C*heery, can we have of your vote as well please? :yes:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:59 am

So far it's neck and neck.

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Re: Very important question

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:07 pm

A runaway pervert wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:59 am
So far it's neck and neck.
Shouldn't this be in the sex forum? :cripes:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:17 pm

Members are not taking this very important matter seriously. :wag:

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Re: Very important question

Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:52 pm

Well - members who don't vote won't be able to take part in the exciting new venture. :no: :no:

They will have of to remain in the EU. :terrified: :yikes:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:33 pm

Yes. :yes:

And they won't be able to partake of the amazing benefits of having manufactured a choice. And they won't gett*en a discount either. :no:

VOTE NOW!!!
Voting ends at 20:00 tonight (Tuesday 8th August 2017, just in case any smart arse tries to complain they didn't know).

VOTE NOW or forever hold your portion !!!

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Re: Very important question

Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:19 pm

But we have of to wait for Dr Cheer*y. :yes:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Doctor Cheery » Tue Aug 08, 2017 6:34 pm

:dance: :dance: am ,in fact a natural "Sheddist", although I do enjoy a visit to the local Rotary Club when I can think more elevated some wheeze that will extract money from the gullable members.... :snigger:
:o I am rather shocked that Samantha feels she should be in the club...I thought most women were rather careful to avoid that happening. :? :wink:
So, My vote is for....er....
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Re: Very important question

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:09 pm

I'm sorry, but I don't do vote rigging. :wag:
You manufactured a free choice, and you (may) have of to live with it, depending on whether it's necessary to rig the vote after counting is done. :cripes:

Anyway, beer is bad for you. :tongue:

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Re: Very important question

Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:03 pm

Runaway wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:59 am
So far it's neck and neck.
Not so fast :stop:

We still have of the postal votes to count more elevated :yes: .

Anyway, I am rather afraid that members have of messed about so much that events may have of overtaken us. :duh:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:05 pm

The voting closed at 8pm and that's when I opened the mail.

7,352 voted Shed, and 7,322 voted Club. That was close. :excited:

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Re: Very important question

Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:14 pm

Phew - That's a stroke of luck. :whistling:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:17 pm

Runaway wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:09 pm
Anyway, beer is bad for you. :tongue:
No it isn't. Beer has amazing healthy properties. It increases personal confidence to 101%. Even drinking too much water can kill you, you know.

It also has a unique temporary ability to manufacture ugly people highly attractive :excited:

Ask Dr. Cheery. His medicine cabinet is 80% abv :yes:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:19 pm

I've just noticed that 7,342 of the postal votes for Shed were written in Mr Nilly's handwriting. :o
This changes things somewhat. :yes:

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Re: Very important question

Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:23 pm

Full marks to Mr N*illy for his ingenuity. :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Very important question

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:24 pm

I've also just seen that he utilised the forum's credit cardboard to pay for the stamps. :tant: :tant: :tant:

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