REMEMBER OUR MOTTO (please):
"Think No More Of Frying Bottoms" - Sir William Chairman

Advice to ladies

Send us all your sexual pleasures problems and questions. (We do have of a resident doctor on board if you don't know what sex is or have of never even heard of it) :yes:
Post Reply
User avatar
Runaway
Publicity Executive & Recruitment Ambassador
Posts: 13482
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:01 am
Has told off: 558 times
Been told off: 454 times

Advice to ladies

Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:25 pm

While eating a banana, never EVER manufacture eye contact with anyone.
Top
User avatar
Willy Nilly
Man of Destiny
Posts: 2080
Joined: Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:59 am
Has told off: 222 times
Been told off: 309 times

Re: Advice to ladies

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:20 am

Why, will they want a banana too? :hscratch:
:tant:
Top
User avatar
Sir William
Dearly Beloved Chairman
Posts: 13292
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 pm
Has told off: 690 times
Been told off: 430 times

Re: Advice to ladies

Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:46 am

Is it alright to manufacture eye contact with other ladies? :wink:
Sir William Chairman :tophat:
Top
User avatar
Runaway
Publicity Executive & Recruitment Ambassador
Posts: 13482
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:01 am
Has told off: 558 times
Been told off: 454 times

Re: Advice to ladies

Post by Runaway » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:55 am

Well it's risky. They might be jolly.
Top
User avatar
Sir William
Dearly Beloved Chairman
Posts: 13292
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 pm
Has told off: 690 times
Been told off: 430 times

Re: Advice to ladies

Post by Sir William » Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:58 pm

I don't see how that would matter. :wink:
Sir William Chairman :tophat:
Top
User avatar
Doctor Cheery
Grumpy Old Git
Posts: 818
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:14 pm
Has told off: 170 times
Been told off: 119 times

Re: Advice to ladies

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:03 pm

:hscratch: Would it be alright to manufacture eye-contact with other bananas? :wink:
Top
User avatar
Runaway
Publicity Executive & Recruitment Ambassador
Posts: 13482
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:01 am
Has told off: 558 times
Been told off: 454 times

Re: Advice to ladies

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:15 pm

Bananas have of no eyes. I thought you would have of of known that, but then you're a doctor, not a fruit farmer. :duh:

Although I bet most of your patients are vegetables anyway. :roll:
Top
User avatar
Willy Nilly
Man of Destiny
Posts: 2080
Joined: Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:59 am
Has told off: 222 times
Been told off: 309 times

Re: Advice to ladies

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:05 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:03 pm
 :hscratch: Would it be alright to manufacture eye-contact with other bananas? :wink:
Only if you're a fruit yourself :tongue:
:tant:
Top
User avatar
Doctor Cheery
Grumpy Old Git
Posts: 818
Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:14 pm
Has told off: 170 times
Been told off: 119 times

Re: Advice to ladies

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:28 am

:hscratch: :hscratch: Hmm....Strange, I would have of thought that ladies who manufacture eye-contact (sounds painful) with a man whilst eating a banana were more likely to gett*en themselves a :bounce: :bounce: "good seeing to" :bounce: :bounce: than those who dont. :yes: :yes:
► Show Spoiler
Top
User avatar
Sir William
Dearly Beloved Chairman
Posts: 13292
Joined: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:39 pm
Has told off: 690 times
Been told off: 430 times

Re: Advice to ladies

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:59 am

Dr Cheer*y is completely correct, of course. :clap: :clap:

Why would ladies not want to gett*en themselves a good seeing to? :hscratch:
Sir William Chairman :tophat:
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Sexual Pleasures Forum - Only for mature adults (not Mr R*unaway)”



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests