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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:37 pm

I have of renamed this forum to 'Sexual Pleasures Forum'. :excited:

This is because we only want posts about sexual pleasures, and not about nasty diseases or contraception, or other disgusting subjects like having babies, etc. :yuck:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:09 pm

:thumbu: :thumbu: :bounce: :bounce: That's the direction, Sir W. Keep on promoting those ideas and attitudes, it manufactures more business for the medical profession. :bounce: :bounce: :thumbu:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:21 pm

And therefore more business for the leech farms.

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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:14 pm

Waht does Dr C*heery know about the medical profession? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:24 pm

:search:

What do any of us know about anything?

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:45 pm

Sir William wrote:
Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:14 pm
Waht does Dr C*heery know about the medical profession? :search:
:wag: have of you ever had the pleasure of tenderly pressing a stethescope against the firm but warm sensitive breast of a voluptuous young woman in the flush of her first œstrus? have of you ever enjoyed the thrill of intimately examining a "Lady of A Certain Age" who arrives at the surgery with no detectable real illness, but is quickly brought into a state of great submissive sexual excitement at the touch of the doctor's sensitive (and knowing) hands? :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:47 pm

Are you still a Doctor, or were you struck off for inappropriate conduct??? :cantlook:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:34 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote:
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:wag: have of you ever had the pleasure of tenderly pressing a stethescope against the firm but warm sensitive breast of a voluptuous young woman in the flush of her first œstrus?
I have of yet to discover a woman with sensitive breasts, with or without an ostrich. :wink:
have of you ever enjoyed the thrill of intimately examining a "Lady of A Certain Age" who arrives at the surgery with no detectable real illness, but is quickly brought into a state of great submissive sexual excitement at the touch of the doctor's sensitive (and knowing) hands? :hurry:
:o :o :o :o :o :wag: :wag: :wag: :stop:

:cantlook: :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:30 pm

Well if he isn't already struck off, he soon will be. :o

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Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:48 pm

Either struck off, or su*ked off. :bounce: :silence:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:51 pm

I bet he's never sulked in his life.

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Post by Willy Nilly » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:28 pm

I don't know. He's here isn't he?
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:50 am

Runaway wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:30 pm
Well if he isn't already struck off, he soon will be. :o
Striken :wag: :snigger:

:search: Its alright! I realise its all just jeaslousy. :-P
:dance: I must be doing something correct, as my surgery is always busy with attractive, mature, private lady patiemts... :yes: :yes: :bigthumbsup:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:53 am

Jeaslousy? :hscratch:

And what's a "private lady" ? :hscratch:

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:01 am

Runaway wrote:
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And what's a "private lady" ? :hscratch:
:magnify: Ah! That's something you wouldn't know about, Mr RunAway. (so-called) :? :no:

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Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:04 am

:swearing: :swearing: :swearing:

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:34 am

:clap: :clap: Isn't he sweet! .... :rasp:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:00 am

I'm trying to be nice on this Happy Chairman Day. :tongue:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:34 pm

Members must not bash other members over the head with frying pans - unless it is overwhelmingly deserved. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:43 pm

Can we utilise pointed sticks? :excited:

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Fri Sep 01, 2017 2:02 pm

Runaway wrote:
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Can we utilise pointed sticks? :excited:
:excited: :excited: I see no point! :clap: :clap: :rofl:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Fri Sep 01, 2017 2:04 pm

ISWYDT. But there's no need to be so blunt about it! :wag:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:35 pm

This topic has nothing to do with the topic underneath discussion. :hurry:
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Re: Forum name juxtapose

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:21 am

:bigthumbsup: Situation normal, then! :bigthumbsup:

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