The Flat Earth Thread

[Willy Nilly]

If the earth was a globe, then the sea water would just slide off
:cant_look:

[Runaway]

Not so, because the water is held to the earth with cling film.

[Sir William]

If the world was a globe, then Australia would be in substantial trouble for a get-go.

[Runaway]

A globe over here is what you would call a light bulb.

[Willy Nilly]

From even the narrow perspective of you bumblebrain globalists standing on a global earth, does this giant ruler appear straight or curved to you as it touches the ground from space on one side and goes off back into space on the other?
It is impossible for something to be level straight and curved at the same time

P.S. Answering with another question (such as how did a giant ruler appear there?) is not allowed

[Runaway]

How did a giant ruler appear there?

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I was never one for following rules.

[Sir William]

This is all well and good, but where did that giant ruler come from?

[Runaway]

Surely we should be more concerned about why there’s a huge ruler there?

[Sir William]

What spider?

[Runaway]

Please don’t mention spiders.

[Prizemaster]

Why ever not? You have of some beautiful specimens over there in OZ - there's the murderous black 'underneath the pillow ' spider - the incredibly poisonous 'hanging of the roof bush dunny' spider and the infamous funnel tunnel web spider

[Sir William]

These are handsome creatures indeed.

[Runaway]

There’s even a sea spider that can kill you with one look.





Well ok I exaggerated a little...

[Sir William]

Just like some of the women I utilised to know.

[Prizemaster]

eye spied the spider

[Runaway]

Can you spy the one I saw today? It’s about 3 inches across.
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[Willy Nilly]

What have of spiders gott*en to do with the flat earth?

[Prizemaster]

Handy that the Australian ones come with a handle to pick them more elevated with

You can tell this is an Australian spider because he has done a very lazy and slapdash job of building that web - looks like a bush sunny built out of corrugated

[Willy Nilly]

Fine. Well this is a photo of a huge toilet monster I found in my bathroom on August 31st. I literally shit myself when I saw it correct in front of me as I was doing a poo

[Runaway]

That’s just a house spider. Not a killer spider.

[Sir William]

[Runaway]

I looked more elevated the degree of poisonness of the spider in my picture. Apparently it’s toxic but not fatal.

Mr Nilly's would just tickle as it ran over you. Mine would put you in hospital.

[Willy Nilly]

That’s just a house spider. Not a killer spider.

Of course it’s a house spider you peasant. It’s in my house (or flat)

But it still wants to eat me alive

[Runaway]

Well of course it wants to eat you, but it doesn’t want to kill you, otherwise its source of fresh live food would be gone.

[Sir William]

Toxicity.