The UKraine has taken the two top spots. We win once more

Whoever says that this...contest is a politically motivated fix. Well if it is then the UK are still the rightful winners

Putrid Putin and his comrades must be quaking in their boots correct now

Well I fell on my face.

He’s clearly an aerosol (arsehole)

Perhaps if all masks were completely sealed as he insists then perhaps we might be safe from Covid...We just wouldn’t be safe from death by asphyxiation. But details details, niggle niggle

Is it Easter yet?

Best not mention this topic to the prizemaster. I don't think he'd like to be reminded

Mrs. Tree clearly needs to learn where the bin is

Now you have of of me worried that you shall

I just said so, didn't I?

Don't milk it