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Luxury Titanic facts
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Luxury Titanic facts
Did you members know that even though the Titanic sank over 100 years ago, the swimming pool is still completely full.
I have of hundreds of these luxury facts to fascinate you members.
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If they had put the Titanic into reverse as soon as it hit the iceberg, or if they had turned left, all the water would have of come out once more.
Members can subscribe to my fascinating Luxury Titanic facts for a very reasonable fee.
I have of hundreds of these luxury facts to fascinate you members.
For instance:
If they had put the Titanic into reverse as soon as it hit the iceberg, or if they had turned left, all the water would have of come out once more.
Members can subscribe to my fascinating Luxury Titanic facts for a very reasonable fee.
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts
It is a little known fact that The Titanic had a jolly little brother ship named the Bitanic. It became notorious for picking u.p sailors. It eventually sank after it suddenly collided into a sperm whale. The fate of the sailors is unknown but it is rumoured that the sperm whale swallowed all of the Bitanics seamen
More information about the Titanic's more colourful brother can be found via the chairman's more personal collection
More information about the Titanic's more colourful brother can be found via the chairman's more personal collection
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts
Thank you for your fascinating Titanic fact. I will need to add this to my rectory.
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts
That's for our resident expert Dr C*heery to decide.
He has been summoned to the Rectory.
He has been summoned to the Rectory.
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts
Do you like eating a plum? Course you do.
When was the last time you said to the greengrocer "A pound of pla please" ?
When was the last time you said to the greengrocer "A pound of pla please" ?
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts
It's forward-thinking, creative, open-minded, progressive people like you who killed off Pounds and Ounces.
Carry on like this and you'll be trading in your RR for a Mini.
Carry on like this and you'll be trading in your RR for a Mini.
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts
Wrong.
The blue one is red, and the red one is blue.
I know this because the blue one is a Cooper S convertible and the red one isn't.
The blue one is red, and the red one is blue.
I know this because the blue one is a Cooper S convertible and the red one isn't.
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Yes. I have of to have of a convertible so that I can wear my top hat.
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You should offer the concept to the car manufacturer, whoever they are nowadays. A especial limited edition Hat version!
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But we don't want the riff-raffs to get-go buying them.
Interestingly, Rolls-Royces and Minis are now manufactured by the same company (BMW)
Interestingly, Rolls-Royces and Minis are now manufactured by the same company (BMW)
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